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@z0mbee.bsky.social
Ｕｇｌｙ ｂａｇ ｏｆ ｍｏｓｔｌｙ ｗａｔｅｒ (Profile pic by
@Wangleberry
) | he/him | ADHD Illuminati
@Wangleberry
) | he/him | ADHD Illuminati
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As someone deeply invested in the mastodon project I decided to do some fan art of the elephant mascot.
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
As someone deeply invested in the mastodon project I decided to do some fan art of the elephant mascot.
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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I'm serious, just get off Twitter.
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm serious, just get off Twitter.
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This is my only contribution to the Gaston discourse
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This is my only contribution to the Gaston discourse
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It’s Krampus taking a well earned bath after a successful naughty children round up.
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It’s Krampus taking a well earned bath after a successful naughty children round up.
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Suzi summing up world history here.
It's just so senseless. A man can't control his temper, and everyone suffers.
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Suzi summing up world history here.
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Took me a moment to spot it.
Your annual reminder to be careful when choosing your fonts.
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Took me a moment to spot it.
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You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
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One time I went camping (cabin/campground mix) and decided to go on a night walk
Found a gang of raccoons digging in the trash
They stopped & looked at me.
I looked at them.
They looked at me. One of them slowly ate bread.
We stayed like that for 10 minutes.
It was cool. Trash pandas are neat.
Found a gang of raccoons digging in the trash
They stopped & looked at me.
I looked at them.
They looked at me. One of them slowly ate bread.
We stayed like that for 10 minutes.
It was cool. Trash pandas are neat.
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One time I went camping (cabin/campground mix) and decided to go on a night walk
Found a gang of raccoons digging in the trash
They stopped & looked at me.
I looked at them.
They looked at me. One of them slowly ate bread.
We stayed like that for 10 minutes.
It was cool. Trash pandas are neat.
Found a gang of raccoons digging in the trash
They stopped & looked at me.
I looked at them.
They looked at me. One of them slowly ate bread.
We stayed like that for 10 minutes.
It was cool. Trash pandas are neat.
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“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.”
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
IMG_0001
walzr.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.”
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
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actually all of my systems are nervous
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
actually all of my systems are nervous
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I call this "The Lying Screen"
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I call this "The Lying Screen"
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
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For no particular reason I’d like you please to share your silliest most childish jokes. Mine:
What’s grey and smells?
An elefart.
What’s grey and smells?
An elefart.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
For no particular reason I’d like you please to share your silliest most childish jokes. Mine:
What’s grey and smells?
An elefart.
What’s grey and smells?
An elefart.
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If only ChatGPT worked like this...
On a related note, my husband @tealcartoons.bsky.social (a real human artist) is open for commissions.
On a related note, my husband @tealcartoons.bsky.social (a real human artist) is open for commissions.
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If only ChatGPT worked like this...
On a related note, my husband @tealcartoons.bsky.social (a real human artist) is open for commissions.
On a related note, my husband @tealcartoons.bsky.social (a real human artist) is open for commissions.
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Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
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STOP THE PRESSES (positive)
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
STOP THE PRESSES (positive)
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
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One of my favorite social media posts of all time:
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
One of my favorite social media posts of all time:
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I still don't have any takers here - it's a complex use case, so I didn't expect one right away, but if you know anyone who uses or could benefit from switch access hit me up
Posting this just made me remember something and I’m angry with myself bc I should have said this sooner
I have a lot used for testing that ends up not being used, and I have this Xbox adaptive controller and the full kit. Happy to ship it to any gamer who HAS THE NEED for the full controller
I have a lot used for testing that ends up not being used, and I have this Xbox adaptive controller and the full kit. Happy to ship it to any gamer who HAS THE NEED for the full controller
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I still don't have any takers here - it's a complex use case, so I didn't expect one right away, but if you know anyone who uses or could benefit from switch access hit me up
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