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they're trying to get him to midterms like an old Civic dropping parts and smoking two miles from the nearest exit
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
they're trying to get him to midterms like an old Civic dropping parts and smoking two miles from the nearest exit
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Great idea for a screwball comedy: thief steals $100m in jewels, gets arrested, realizes his only chance is to engage with the dumbest and most incompetent group of fuckheads on earth (ICE) and get himself deported so he doesn't go to jail. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Prosecutors stunned as ICE lets suspect in $100m jewelry heist leave US
Jeson Nelon Presilla Flores, charged with stalking armored truck in 2022, allowed to self-deport to South America
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Great idea for a screwball comedy: thief steals $100m in jewels, gets arrested, realizes his only chance is to engage with the dumbest and most incompetent group of fuckheads on earth (ICE) and get himself deported so he doesn't go to jail. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Do you support eating glass?
I can’t say without more information.
I can’t say without more information.
Q: You recognize the threat of Russia, nevertheless Donald Trump has nominated Putin as a member of the Board of Peace for Gaza. Any reaction?
MIKE JOHNSON: I've not dug into the details of that. It's not within our purview. I'm not the one to answer the details on that.
MIKE JOHNSON: I've not dug into the details of that. It's not within our purview. I'm not the one to answer the details on that.
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Do you support eating glass?
I can’t say without more information.
I can’t say without more information.
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
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RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
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Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
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EXCLUSIVE: Amid speculation that Giannis Antetokounmpo might ask for a trade before the Feb. 5 deadline, he sounded like a man committed to his cause when speaking to @samamick.bsky.social.
But his stance on the four-year, $275M extension he’s eligible for on Oct. 1 will speak volumes.
But his stance on the four-year, $275M extension he’s eligible for on Oct. 1 will speak volumes.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Amid speculation that Giannis Antetokounmpo might ask for a trade before the Feb. 5 deadline, he sounded like a man committed to his cause when speaking to @samamick.bsky.social.
But his stance on the four-year, $275M extension he’s eligible for on Oct. 1 will speak volumes.
But his stance on the four-year, $275M extension he’s eligible for on Oct. 1 will speak volumes.
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Last I checked, Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 of the US Constitution still exists.
No one can spend money in the US Treasury without congressional authorization.
This clause is central to the separation of powers.
A president with unilateral control over government funds is a dictator.
No one can spend money in the US Treasury without congressional authorization.
This clause is central to the separation of powers.
A president with unilateral control over government funds is a dictator.
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Last I checked, Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 of the US Constitution still exists.
No one can spend money in the US Treasury without congressional authorization.
This clause is central to the separation of powers.
A president with unilateral control over government funds is a dictator.
No one can spend money in the US Treasury without congressional authorization.
This clause is central to the separation of powers.
A president with unilateral control over government funds is a dictator.
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RFK Jr's phone starts quacking (a bit on the nose)
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
RFK Jr's phone starts quacking (a bit on the nose)
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January 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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41-year-old LeBron James is the oldest player in NBA history to record 3 straight 25-point games, passing 40-year-old LeBron James who did it 3 weeks ago.
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
41-year-old LeBron James is the oldest player in NBA history to record 3 straight 25-point games, passing 40-year-old LeBron James who did it 3 weeks ago.
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Fun one tonight 🏒 @mkeadmirals.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Fun one tonight 🏒 @mkeadmirals.bsky.social
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December 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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I had to find this incredible footage and it's true.
Master Chief handed off the Xbox Bowl trophy, which has a functioning ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X at the center of it, to Butch Jones for the Arkansas State victory tonight.
Master Chief handed off the Xbox Bowl trophy, which has a functioning ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X at the center of it, to Butch Jones for the Arkansas State victory tonight.
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I had to find this incredible footage and it's true.
Master Chief handed off the Xbox Bowl trophy, which has a functioning ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X at the center of it, to Butch Jones for the Arkansas State victory tonight.
Master Chief handed off the Xbox Bowl trophy, which has a functioning ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X at the center of it, to Butch Jones for the Arkansas State victory tonight.
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I appreciate that the Timber Rattlers are using the month of Easter to chronicle Jesus’ ascension on their 2026 calendar.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I appreciate that the Timber Rattlers are using the month of Easter to chronicle Jesus’ ascension on their 2026 calendar.
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Why the fuck does anyone give a single solitary fuck what trans people do with their own lives and bodies? Why can't some people just let other folks live?
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Why the fuck does anyone give a single solitary fuck what trans people do with their own lives and bodies? Why can't some people just let other folks live?
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
"You are different from me and that makes me angry and scared" is such a sad way to go through life.
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Trump has pardoned 17 drug dealers and nearly 1600 people who attacked Congress on January 6, 2021.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trump has pardoned 17 drug dealers and nearly 1600 people who attacked Congress on January 6, 2021.
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Aaron Rodgers should just become a ref
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Aaron Rodgers should just become a ref
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My constituent, Dan, is a Milwaukee favorite chef and restaurateur. Dan relies on the ACA not just for his employees, but himself.
I'm so glad he was able to come to DC, share his experience living with a preexisting condition, and tell Senators why we need to protect the ACA.
I'm so glad he was able to come to DC, share his experience living with a preexisting condition, and tell Senators why we need to protect the ACA.
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My constituent, Dan, is a Milwaukee favorite chef and restaurateur. Dan relies on the ACA not just for his employees, but himself.
I'm so glad he was able to come to DC, share his experience living with a preexisting condition, and tell Senators why we need to protect the ACA.
I'm so glad he was able to come to DC, share his experience living with a preexisting condition, and tell Senators why we need to protect the ACA.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea