Jay Zeffren
@zefferal.bsky.social
We share the same time and position on the planet's crust. That counts for more than you'd think.
Someone's reaction to this image is the new standard test to determine just how online they are. The answer is "entirely too much."
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Someone's reaction to this image is the new standard test to determine just how online they are. The answer is "entirely too much."
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh the weather outside is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
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found my new work email signoff
sorry for ruining your entire life with my perfect and beautiful thoughts
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
found my new work email signoff
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Tom Cotton, pictured here dressed to go aggressively Christmas Caroling at a local synagogue, articulates his enthusiasm for the Trump administration‘s secret unreviewable power to kill anyone they want.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tom Cotton, pictured here dressed to go aggressively Christmas Caroling at a local synagogue, articulates his enthusiasm for the Trump administration‘s secret unreviewable power to kill anyone they want.
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Had to take last week off due to a stomach bug hitting the family, but I am back with another weekly giveaway!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Had to take last week off due to a stomach bug hitting the family, but I am back with another weekly giveaway!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
This week’s giveaway is…
Hulk vs Wolverine! With Jeff to referee, I guess?
And a sketch on Wolverine.
As usual, follow me and repost to enter, and I will pick a winner Sunday the 7th!
My kid informed me that Mario and Luigi are actually twins, and I can't even begin to tell you the overwhelming urge I have to cast Schwarzenegger and DeVito in a live action movie.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My kid informed me that Mario and Luigi are actually twins, and I can't even begin to tell you the overwhelming urge I have to cast Schwarzenegger and DeVito in a live action movie.
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Well at least it's not just my Magic stuff
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Well at least it's not just my Magic stuff
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Response to the sketch on the back of the proxy wasn’t exactly decisive, but I enjoyed making it. So I am doing another anyway.
this week’s giveaway is one of my favorite proxies, Turtles in Time Fling! With a sketch of Donatello on the back.
Follow and repost to enter, winner drawn on the 23rd!
this week’s giveaway is one of my favorite proxies, Turtles in Time Fling! With a sketch of Donatello on the back.
Follow and repost to enter, winner drawn on the 23rd!
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Response to the sketch on the back of the proxy wasn’t exactly decisive, but I enjoyed making it. So I am doing another anyway.
this week’s giveaway is one of my favorite proxies, Turtles in Time Fling! With a sketch of Donatello on the back.
Follow and repost to enter, winner drawn on the 23rd!
this week’s giveaway is one of my favorite proxies, Turtles in Time Fling! With a sketch of Donatello on the back.
Follow and repost to enter, winner drawn on the 23rd!
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I’m a Gen X parent, but it’s not super flattering to Gen X parents as a cohort that “found family” is now its own movie genre.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m a Gen X parent, but it’s not super flattering to Gen X parents as a cohort that “found family” is now its own movie genre.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
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Me, holding my past self up by the scruff as I cross the 40k word line: what do you MEAN ‘stuff happens’?!
My past self, spitting in my face: fuck you
My past self, spitting in my face: fuck you
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me, holding my past self up by the scruff as I cross the 40k word line: what do you MEAN ‘stuff happens’?!
My past self, spitting in my face: fuck you
My past self, spitting in my face: fuck you
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It's like having your B button be jump and your A button being attack. You've had to live with it and suck it up, but you know it's wrong and are truly unhappy with it. Then you discover button mapping, letting you to fix things. Suddenly your sorrow turns to elation as things finally feel right.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It's like having your B button be jump and your A button being attack. You've had to live with it and suck it up, but you know it's wrong and are truly unhappy with it. Then you discover button mapping, letting you to fix things. Suddenly your sorrow turns to elation as things finally feel right.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. I hope you make a Four Seasons Total Landscake.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. I hope you make a Four Seasons Total Landscake.
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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e pluribus, numnum
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
e pluribus, numnum