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Bertie Bob
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And this is the year I chose to quit drinking?

Runner and reader of TTRPGs. Forever GM. Recently went back to mini painting after 30 years away. Still rubbish. Used to play bass a bit.

He/They
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Red Hot Gimli Peppers
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Nick Cave Troll
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bought this book for my two mates’ babies for Christmas and I’m dying.
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Hello new Bskies and fresh followers! Just a reminder that we small Indie creators and artists don't have shareholders to satisfy, just bills to pay. And that while Likes are lovely, Reposting stuff is the best way to help with visibility for us. If you see models or art you love, please share!
October 18, 2024 at 6:41 AM
The county museum in my town currently has an exhibit of 1990s “history” and now I must crumble into dust and blow away on the winds of time.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just ran the second of 2 Halloween TTRPG one shots. Both used the same Mothership scenario, both both were run using Scum & Villainy system (FITD). It works surprisingly well as a horror system.
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Birthday today. I’m 50. That doesn’t seem right.
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
@fiski70.bsky.social kids write jokes is back!
why did the crab go to prison

crimes
October 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just ran one of the most unsatisfying games of FitD (Scum & Villainy) I've ever known. Players rolled success after success after success. Nothing went wrong. The entire heist went like clockwork. I know that's technically always possible, but I've never see it before. #ttrpg #fitd #scum&villainy
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This only happens to you once
September 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
September 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I've never seen the Pleiades Meteor shower and I never will because of the 1980s Day of the Triffids adaptation
August 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A Timelapse of a kitten's growth.
August 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.
Thought I'd try and eat a bit healthier this week, happily Aldi had other ideas
August 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
A British crow is asking passersby if they're alright.
August 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
August 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Grand finale 🤣💀….let’s see Bluesky will allow it
July 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Jon Stewart responded to CBS bowing down to Trump and canceling Colbert
July 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Sometimes, I long for him
July 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Find someone who looks at you the way Bruce the shark looks at Robert Shaw
Robert Shaw chilling with the shark on the set of JAWS is a big mood
July 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Bumped into the comedian Richard Herring in Tesco while I was listening to one of his podcasts
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
July 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nobody warns you, but the older you get, the more this happens.
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Could you help us out? It's been one of the quietest months in a decade, and partly I believe it's because people don't know we exist! Hi! I'm Annie! I run Bad Squiddo Games! We hand sculpt & hand cast 28mm scale models of women, critters, scenics & occasionally a man!

www.badsquiddogames.com
July 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM