Zach Harpole
@zharpole.bsky.social
It’s gonna be real ironic when the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize leads directly to WWIII. The Norwegians could have just chosen Jose Andres or someone.
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It’s gonna be real ironic when the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize leads directly to WWIII. The Norwegians could have just chosen Jose Andres or someone.
Pete is wearing the “didn’t know the dining room was jacket required” jacket.
They’ve got Twitter up on the big screens in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago makeshift “situation room.”
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Pete is wearing the “didn’t know the dining room was jacket required” jacket.
I wonder if they will get all these licensed stores to change signage or if this becomes a relic of the peacock era?
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wonder if they will get all these licensed stores to change signage or if this becomes a relic of the peacock era?
It literally says on this screen that albums will play without transition. But sure let’s just throw a fit over every new feature added to a piece of software.
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It literally says on this screen that albums will play without transition. But sure let’s just throw a fit over every new feature added to a piece of software.
I heard there was a secret chord
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I heard there was a secret chord
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Content marketing should definitely be influencing fiscal policy.
🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
NEW DATA: Lower Prices, Bigger Paychecks
President Donald J. Trump’s bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families — with new data from DoorDash’s State of Local Commerce
www.whitehouse.gov
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Content marketing should definitely be influencing fiscal policy.
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RFK has the look of a guy who knows he poisoned someone in that room, but thought he had poisoned a different guy
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK has the look of a guy who knows he poisoned someone in that room, but thought he had poisoned a different guy
To someone not paying attention to CFB: “three Tennessee schools are in the top 25 and you won’t believe which one is ranked highest.”
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
To someone not paying attention to CFB: “three Tennessee schools are in the top 25 and you won’t believe which one is ranked highest.”
I’ve been saying this for a while myself. I think it’s time the device makers have a reckoning for putting millions of little annoying high-frequency speakers out into the world.
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’ve been saying this for a while myself. I think it’s time the device makers have a reckoning for putting millions of little annoying high-frequency speakers out into the world.
Reposted by Zach Harpole
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
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For the next 24 hours the president will be Diarrhea Matching up to 300% of your diarrhea.
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
For the next 24 hours the president will be Diarrhea Matching up to 300% of your diarrhea.
Time for the Alabama trustees to shut down UAB football again
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Time for the Alabama trustees to shut down UAB football again
Wife: hi babe, did you get a lot done today?
Bull castrater: 55 yards worth of sacks
Bull castrater: 55 yards worth of sacks
the jets finish the game with -10 passing yards because of 55 yards worth of sacks
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wife: hi babe, did you get a lot done today?
Bull castrater: 55 yards worth of sacks
Bull castrater: 55 yards worth of sacks
Even knowing how many dopes are in Silicon Valley, it’s still hard to believe he can find a receptive audience for this schtick.
I couldn't believe this but it's true, Thiel can't decide whether the antichrist is Greta or Big Yud. Positively reeling.
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Even knowing how many dopes are in Silicon Valley, it’s still hard to believe he can find a receptive audience for this schtick.
You know you’re not sucking on the good wolf titty when you’re the one named Remus.
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You know you’re not sucking on the good wolf titty when you’re the one named Remus.
Generals, consider having your legions declare you emperor before returning to the capital.
TV entertainer and inexplicably Secretary of Defense/War/whatevs Pete Hegseth has called an urgent meeting of senior military leaders from around the world, the Pentagon has confirmed.
Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Generals, consider having your legions declare you emperor before returning to the capital.
Abe Twincoln
I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Abe Twincoln
They’re calling them the most vandalized statues of all time.
September 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They’re calling them the most vandalized statues of all time.
Tulsa last won in Stillwater 74 years ago…
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tulsa last won in Stillwater 74 years ago…
The Texas A&M faculty should strike over this.
Texas A&M University System orders audit of all courses after gender identity lesson goes viral
Details: bit.ly/42jauQZ
Details: bit.ly/42jauQZ
September 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Texas A&M faculty should strike over this.
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Holy shit, he actually did it!
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
September 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Holy shit, he actually did it!
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy’s Bhagavad Gita
Tom Clancy’s Bhagavad Gita
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy’s Finnegans Wake
Tom Clancy’s Finnegans Wake
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy’s The Remains of the Day
Tom Clancy’s The Remains of the Day
August 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy’s Bhagavad Gita
Tom Clancy’s Bhagavad Gita
I loved popping open a nice clean Blue Book because I knew I could write my way to an A even though I absolutely did not do any of the reading.
So far, the main businesses that have been financially benefited from AI have been the producers of blue books
www.wsj.com/business/cha...
www.wsj.com/business/cha...
They Were Every Student’s Worst Nightmare. Now Blue Books Are Back.
Cheating with ChatGPT has become a huge problem for colleges. The solution is painfully old-school.
www.wsj.com
August 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I loved popping open a nice clean Blue Book because I knew I could write my way to an A even though I absolutely did not do any of the reading.