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Zoe
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Yes! YES! This is an *incredible*, bold, and totally deserved choice. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ABED SALAMA is a masterpiece, and couldn't be more timely.

(I was juror for this category; we selected 3 finalists, but had no idea which the Pulitzer board would pick. I'm so thrilled.)
May 6, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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The FTC has voted in favor of adopting a historic ban on noncompete agreements

The agency has said that the agreements, in which workers are forbidden from seeking a job with a competing business for a certain period of time, lead to an “unfair method of competition” and violate federal law
The FTC Just Banned Noncompete Agreements And It's A Huge Deal
Commissioners approved the historic regulation on the grounds that noncompetes stifle competition for workers. A legal challenge is all but certain.
www.huffpost.com
April 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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The UK just passed a bill that will deport all asylum seekers, wherever they're from, to Rwanda. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
UK passes bill to send asylum seekers to Rwanda
Lawyers prepare for legal battles on behalf of individual asylum seekers challenging removal to east Africa
www.theguardian.com
April 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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If you're a prospective juror in the Trump trial, you are morally obligated to find the most insulting memes about Trump and post them on social media right away.
Just amazing ego destruction right there.
April 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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there is an overwhelming probability that this is the first time Trump is actually seeing many or most of these memes
April 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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if they find one of him yelling “will you be my lawyer” at the lawnmower kid I’m gonna lose it
Judge Merchan is reading Trump memes reposted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave."
April 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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I feel like this works for every creative profession. For writing I will add “you have to publish in high brow publications to prove you are serious, and you must be paid for your work (because you need to eat) but you must also offer everything you write for free.”
April 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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*** SUPERNOVA ALERT *** 🔭📸🚨

Astrophotographers/astronomers with 'scopes capable of low-res spectrography:

Turn your telescopes to NGC 3621, a field galaxy *only* 7 MPC away! Supernova alert issued with progenitor data available. ⭐💥

www.wis-tns.org/astronotes/a...

www.wis-tns.org/astronotes/a...
April 11, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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ok the Reacher guy keeps it real as hell
April 11, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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Desdemona rose, (DAR) delicate aroma, happy spring. 🌱
April 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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when I was in college this utter prick used to leave long, incomprehensible critiques in the guest-log of our school's art gallery; he loved doing this so much that he'd go back to read his own entries and recite them to anyone nearby. finally, I began replying under a pseudonym: Murky Jennings.
April 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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do u like luxury?
April 11, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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This is why I love reading Yelp reviews. The reviews have some pure gold.
April 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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fwiw i think anyone who has a story like this and feels comfortable should absolutely share it bc until about 3 years ago i had never--and i mean EVER--heard of anyone receiving sedation or pain relief for an IUD insertion and i would have absolutely asked for that if i had only known
Feels a little overshare-y, but fuck it: Eight years ago I had an excruciating IUD insertion. Today I had to get that IUD removed and replaced, and I somehow found a doctor willing to do it under sedation, and oh my god 10/10 it's a crime that this option is so hard to come by. It's a goddamn crime.
April 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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they are on the roof again
April 11, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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Sarah is one of my closest friends and her fucking nightmare cartoon villain of an ex-husband has stolen her dog -- PNW pals especially, please share/keep a look out if you are able

FB post: www.facebook.com/535177572/po...

Insta post: www.instagram.com/p/C5o4lhKv6pV/
Sarah Emily
STOLEN DOG, please share to help! If you know me, you know how much I love my dog Cosmo and everything we do together, from volunteering to hiking to couch napping. Unfortunately, my soon to be ex....
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April 11, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Shout out to Christians who actually read and internalize the Gospels
ok the Reacher guy keeps it real as hell
April 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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It’s borb season. Gambel’s Quail 🪶☀️🌵
April 11, 2024 at 3:07 PM
This is a mark
April 11, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Okay, Mister Jack Kirby and Mister Joe Simon! You created Captain America! The Newsboy Legion! The Boy Commandos! And now you're creating the romance comics revolution! Just one question, sirs!

Can you draw a man in a hat???
April 10, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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daily bunny no.2455 has caught you red-handed!
April 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM