Isn't "mind pretzel" sort of the definition of a bespoke brain?
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Isn't "mind pretzel" sort of the definition of a bespoke brain?
I didn't have coffee but I did have a cheese pretzel. I am also eating microwaved currywurst
January 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I didn't have coffee but I did have a cheese pretzel. I am also eating microwaved currywurst
i love having a cheese pretzel and coffee for breakfast and germany gets it
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
i love having a cheese pretzel and coffee for breakfast and germany gets it
My idea of a pretzel is putting the ingredients in my bread maker and having it do all the work and baking lol. Mmm pretzel bread
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 AM
My idea of a pretzel is putting the ingredients in my bread maker and having it do all the work and baking lol. Mmm pretzel bread
the wya i can just casually get a pretzel for breakfast
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 AM
the wya i can just casually get a pretzel for breakfast
THEY DONE TURN MY BOY INTO A PRETZEL
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
THEY DONE TURN MY BOY INTO A PRETZEL
"I hear you're a big pretzel fan!"
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 AM
"I hear you're a big pretzel fan!"
If I ever meet trump 😈😈😈 "say... would you like a chocolate covered pretzel big grin"
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a pretzel .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a pretzel .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 AM
If I ever meet trump 😈😈😈 "say... would you like a chocolate covered pretzel big grin"
Guess what’s making me thirsty?
January 2, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Guess what’s making me thirsty?
HNY to all. Today’s my 60th birthday. And I can confirm that the state I’m visiting is very diligent about checking ID for any person purchasing alcohol. Getting carded at 60 made my day.
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
HNY to all. Today’s my 60th birthday. And I can confirm that the state I’m visiting is very diligent about checking ID for any person purchasing alcohol. Getting carded at 60 made my day.
SUPER sexy style
I want to be an anchor man child
Shit I guess that would be the reverse
Oh god now I’m in a mind pretzel
I want to be an anchor man child
Shit I guess that would be the reverse
Oh god now I’m in a mind pretzel
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
SUPER sexy style
I want to be an anchor man child
Shit I guess that would be the reverse
Oh god now I’m in a mind pretzel
I want to be an anchor man child
Shit I guess that would be the reverse
Oh god now I’m in a mind pretzel
Look at this pretzel
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Look at this pretzel
PRETZEL BUN PRETZEL BUN PRETZEL NUM THEY'RE OUR FAVORITE
soo tasty,,,,, we wan one now,,
soo tasty,,,,, we wan one now,,
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
PRETZEL BUN PRETZEL BUN PRETZEL NUM THEY'RE OUR FAVORITE
soo tasty,,,,, we wan one now,,
soo tasty,,,,, we wan one now,,
recipe (kinda) for the binger
-pretzel or brioche bun, buttered and slightly toasted
-beef patty cooked medium with onions, salted and peppered
-cheddar cheese
-thinly sliced crispy bacon
-smoky bbq sauce
-optionally topped with thinly diced onions
oughgg
humgry now..,,
-pretzel or brioche bun, buttered and slightly toasted
-beef patty cooked medium with onions, salted and peppered
-cheddar cheese
-thinly sliced crispy bacon
-smoky bbq sauce
-optionally topped with thinly diced onions
oughgg
humgry now..,,
would anyone be interested if i posted my fav burger recipe?
i'm calling it the binger :3
i'm calling it the binger :3
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
recipe (kinda) for the binger
-pretzel or brioche bun, buttered and slightly toasted
-beef patty cooked medium with onions, salted and peppered
-cheddar cheese
-thinly sliced crispy bacon
-smoky bbq sauce
-optionally topped with thinly diced onions
oughgg
humgry now..,,
-pretzel or brioche bun, buttered and slightly toasted
-beef patty cooked medium with onions, salted and peppered
-cheddar cheese
-thinly sliced crispy bacon
-smoky bbq sauce
-optionally topped with thinly diced onions
oughgg
humgry now..,,
Officially the "Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher" apparently:
"hand-smashed Angus beef patties with crispy edges, layered with American cheese, bacon, fried onions and creamy mustard, on a pretzel bun. The burger is also available in a triple-patty format."
I might, but I'd feel unwell for a day after.
"hand-smashed Angus beef patties with crispy edges, layered with American cheese, bacon, fried onions and creamy mustard, on a pretzel bun. The burger is also available in a triple-patty format."
I might, but I'd feel unwell for a day after.
Sonic rolls outs Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher
Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher debuts alongside the new Creamy Mustard Chicken Tender Wrap.
www.provisioneronline.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Officially the "Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher" apparently:
"hand-smashed Angus beef patties with crispy edges, layered with American cheese, bacon, fried onions and creamy mustard, on a pretzel bun. The burger is also available in a triple-patty format."
I might, but I'd feel unwell for a day after.
"hand-smashed Angus beef patties with crispy edges, layered with American cheese, bacon, fried onions and creamy mustard, on a pretzel bun. The burger is also available in a triple-patty format."
I might, but I'd feel unwell for a day after.
thinkin bout wawa soft pretzel
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
thinkin bout wawa soft pretzel
Sonic's bacon pretzel smasher is fucking delicious.
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Sonic's bacon pretzel smasher is fucking delicious.
Oh my god did anyone else see that Sonic commercial for the Pretzel Double Bacon Bowel Boulder
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Oh my god did anyone else see that Sonic commercial for the Pretzel Double Bacon Bowel Boulder
As someone who regularly enjoys a turkey and queso sandwich on a pretzel roll, 🫡
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
As someone who regularly enjoys a turkey and queso sandwich on a pretzel roll, 🫡
both yagami and sugiura both get into pretzel ass shapes yagami bc he's so long and sugi bc hes so bendy
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
both yagami and sugiura both get into pretzel ass shapes yagami bc he's so long and sugi bc hes so bendy
Bira/pretzel crackers çok iyi gider hele ki duble kavrulmuş 🥨
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Bira/pretzel crackers çok iyi gider hele ki duble kavrulmuş 🥨
Poor Pretzel 😿🥨
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Poor Pretzel 😿🥨
Pretzel wasn’t expecting that 😿
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Pretzel wasn’t expecting that 😿
wouldn't have a beer with him but would buy him a pretzel
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
wouldn't have a beer with him but would buy him a pretzel