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Agent Rosenflower

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Typhon Baal Hammon, canal habituel. A jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place. Sredni vashtar worshipper, bi not afraid. Masto: @[email protected] Site officiel : baalhammon.fr he/him

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · Sep 9

- Harry, it's Agent Rosenflower !

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Suave Morbida @maitre-poulard.bsky.social · 4h

Lecornu 2 est sorti directement en vidéo.

bertrand_k @bertrand-k.bsky.social · 11h

Lecornu 2 est plus fin et un meilleur appareil photo.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5h

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 14h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Stephen Hampshire @shampshire.bsky.social · 10h

I have endless circular arguments about this.

Them: “It’s written a summary.”

Me: “No, it’s written something tuned to look like a summary.”

Them: “But it looks like a summary.”

Me: <sigh>

We’re not used to computers lying to us.

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roy 朗井 @live.from.roys.house · 10h

yeah i see a worrying number of people dismissing the use of LLMs for a lot of things but excepting the generation of summaries, which, based on both the architecture and the output i've seen, are just as bad and prone to hallucination as any other task

Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 11h

AI “summaries” are not summaries but slop

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Rob is reading On Thermonuclear War🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 5h

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9h

I mean I'm glad Trump didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize but I am not super excited that the person who did win it has been going "Mr Trump please murder more Venezuelan fishermen with American missiles" since it was announced

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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 18h

*Woman who insists she’s done journalism before voice*

Hey what does a journalist do at work? I definitely know. I’m just asking to make sure you know.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 20h

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 12h

sinon : bsky.app/profile/miti...

Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · Sep 27

17. Alinoë

Un groupe d'enfants similaires, aux cheveux verts, courent vers la perspective du dessin qui les représentent. C'est un extrait de la BD Alinoë que vous devriez lire.

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Autistic Science Person @autsciperson.bsky.social · 13h

FYI, People who have an X gender marker on their passport -

Lish Boo @lishy.bsky.social · 1d

Sure looks that way.

Non-Binary Passport Designations:
Passports issued with "X" or other non-binary markers will be rejected by
CBP systems, requiring resubmission with valid documentation showing
"M" or "F" designation.

Passport Updates: Travelers experiencing documentation inconsistencies may wish to consult with the relevant passport issuing authority about available options for updating travel documents.

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Cli-fugees et fantaisie @cli-fugees.bsky.social · 13h

Quotidien from Man Censored Again
"What are you gonna do, censor me again?"

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 13h

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Suave Morbida @maitre-poulard.bsky.social · 13h

Au XIVe siècle, les mercenaires catalans ont tellement toucassé l'empire byzantin après avoir été trahis qu'ils ont laissé un souvenir impérissable dans la région: insultes en Grèce et Bulgarie, monstre du folklore albanais et interdiction aux Catalans de se rendre au mont Athos jusqu'en 2005(!)

Negative connotation of Almogavars
Almogavars were also known as "Catalans" in Byzantine Empire territories. The presence of the company left its mark on the folklore and the popular legend of the different regions where they went, including as far as the Balkans and Greece. Devastation caused by Almogavars troops has created a negative connotation in some places

In the Greek regions of Attica and Boeotia, a popular saying included: may the revenge of the Catalans fall on you, while in the region of Parnassus, the following saying was popularized: "I will flee from the Turks to fall into the hands of the Catalans".

In Bulgaria, the expressions "Catalan" or "'Aragonese" and "son of Catalan" mean 'evil man, soulless, torturer". Ivan M. Vazov in the

And in Neopatria, in addition to the insults "Leave him alone, he's a Catalan" and "Read, Catalan dog" - the latter said to lazy children - and the threat “Would that I could see you under the sword of a Catalan!", as late as 1994 we had the chance to hear an entire series of disparaging expressions which revealed two new aspects of...

"They revealed to me that they had expelled
José from a monastery on Mount Athos when they learned that he was Catalan, telling him the Catalans have no place here and not to Come back'

"He was very impressed and he sought to find out what had happened. He discovered the Catalan mercenary invasion of Mount Athos in the early 14th century.

"At that time, the Catalan mercenaries had stayed on Mount Athos for about a year and a half, had done great damage and then left.

"But this had remained in the collective consciousness of the people of Mount
Athos."

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ᚇᚐᚏᚉᚅᚓᚄᚄ ᚋᚐᚅᚔᚃᚓᚄᚈᚓᚇ @ciara2001.bsky.social · 14h

So remember that man who attacked an elderly woman and shoved her in a bin because he thought she was "a man dressed up as a woman and that she was actually a predatory paedophile"? She died. Transphobes have more blood on their hands 🤬

(Original story www.rte.ie/news/courts/...)

Woman, 80s, dies three years after Dublin attack

A woman in her 80s who was attacked in south Dublin just over three years ago has passed away.

www.rte.ie

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Eric M @ceciestmontweet.bsky.social · 13h

Le saviez-vous ? Un Français passe en moyenne 5 ans de sa vie à apprendre la nomination de Sébastien Lecornu.

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Nicolas Hervieu @nhervieu.bsky.social · 13h

Petit rappel :

- Numériquement, les députés LFI et RN ne suffisent pas pour une censure;

- La clef de la censure se trouve dans les mains... du PS & des Ecologistes (même LR seul ne fait pas la bascule).

Simulation de censure :

- A droite, hémicycle avec LFI et RN : 195 sièges, pas de censure

- A gauche, hémicycle avec LFI et RN + PS et Ecologistes : 299 sièges, censure

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 13h

Comme je dis, je pense que ça les arrangerait pas particulièrement

Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 13h

Mais qui veut d'un Lecornu gratuit ? C'est encore bien trop cher (notre pays n'a pas les moyens pour ces dépenses folles)

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 13h

evergreen

Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · Sep 10

the traumatized Mr. Incredible meme
1 : "French prime minister resigned"
2 : "*sees who's the new prime minister*

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 13h

MLP et Bardella n'ont pas particulièrement envie de présidentielles maintenant je pense mais ils n'auraient pas le choix dans un tel cas de figure. Comment ils pourraient se faire passer pour les opposante les plus durs à Macron s'ils votaient pas sa destitution ?

Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 13h

Et le RN pourrait l'accepter aussi parce que ce qu'ils visent c'est la présidentielle.

Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 13h

Je continue de trouver profondément débile la demande de destitution du président par LFI mais il est possible qu'elle finisse par trouver du mérite aux yeux des sénateurs de droite (vous savez ceux dont le patron jusque récemment c'était un certain Retailleau)

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 14h

Sur Mastodon, deux salles, deux ambiances

Deux pouetz sur ma timeline Mastodon :

Serenity (serenity@rivals.space) : Ben allez pas vous coucher enfin vous risquez de rater la démission.

Guillaume Lacasa (glacasa@mamot.fr) : Je vais me coucher tôt, je voudrais pas louper la démission demain matin

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 14h

39 ans c'est peut-être un peu jeune pour un premier AVC

Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 14h

Ce serait drôle que Lecornu clamse, genre le stress a raison de lui et il s'effondre.

(je ne lui souhaite pas et d'ailleurs je ne lui souhaite pas de mal ou en tout cas pas autant que ne lui en souhaite le mec qui l'a remis à Matignon)