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WitchyBlob

@blobstar.bsky.social

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Blob blobbily blobbing, bobbing as the fire burns and the cauldron bubbles My weird thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 27d

How many ghost peppers must I eat before I can walk through walls?

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 6h

SNL's perimenopause Sketch is amazing in so many ways, least of all for being willing to talk about it. The comparison to teenage hormones is REAL.

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 11d

them: what you doin

you: the best I can

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 4d

you: [absently] I lead a very interior life

mcdonalds intercom: you're holding up the line

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 8h

sry I lost control of my tambourine during your eulogy

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 7h

“You look good,” she says.

“What, this old thing?” I ask, gesturing to my face.

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 8h

pallbearers who get lost and wander for days

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 7h

Good people, soon to join Bsky.

Handmade NZ figures of a dog, bunny, kiwi, and wombat.

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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 15h

Bad Bunny’s backup dancers had better all be frogs

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 6h

Put a little spin on that.

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

Whenever I hear dogs barking outside I say "I feel you, dog"

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

Having a nice bowl or Raisin Bran: All Raisins Edition

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 6h

My 75 year old dad wants to talk to you about vape mods.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 6h

shared a meme with youyou now it’s an usus

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · Nov 12

since bluesky doesn’t have a drafts folder i’m just going to write my drafts under this post. nobody look, these aren’t finished yet

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 6h

mega golf

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

They should also have extra large golf

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 6h

Getting surgery so I can roll my eyes 360°

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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · Mar 3

Come stargazing with me

FTR in a sweater with messy hair staring up at the stars

The stars above my head lined with skeletal trees

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eff. @fabjx.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes even the liker doesn't know whether they're liking the post or the poster

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 6h

My daughter has been in the professional world about a year and a half and I was talking to her about how her job is going. She told me she never knew anyone named Brian before and now she knows 8 people named Brian and 2 people named Doug.