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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Feb 10
ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN

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bornmiserable's Shop | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
bornmiserable's Shop
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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 18d
going to the ER this afternoon...found these unsold pieces while straightening up my 'studio'...i guess this is a studio sale, happy to take better pics of anything $150 + shipping each

reskeets would be greatly appreciated
#robots #bskyart🎨
four marker drawings, all variations on a robot theme. three marker drawings, all variations on a robot theme and one of them is a self portrait.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3h
YOU MUST ALWAYS BE OKAY hope you’re doing much better lately YOU BETTER BE THE KINDEST OF ALL TO YOU and eat and hydrate and take meds and rest TEAM DOOF I HAVE SPOKEN
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 3h
there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3h
“the call is coming from inside the house of God”
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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 4d
since it's spooky season here's my favorite gravestone
a gray tombstone with an etching of a woman on an older portable phone. the tombstone reads:"Jesus Called And Kim Answered".
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3h
honest question, Sally: do you post here because you like getting ratioed to hell
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h
BREAKING: Barron Trump Finally Old Enough For People to Rightfully Shit on Him Just Like They Already Do on His Old Man
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3h
HOORAY GO JANELLE GO I HAVE SPOKEN
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 8h
I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 4h
ICE / Border Patrol threatening to arrest a cyclist for following and recording in Chicago
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3h
reposted with alt-text

P.S. also wait, no “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”? tsk tsk, details
a screenshot of Donald Trump’s post on Truth Social that reads: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT 712 ReTruths 2.05k Likes 10/12/25, 12:38 AM
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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 3h
ever since being laid off I keep dreaming that my mom forgot to call in sick for me at school and there’s a class i’ve never attended and i’m just out solving mysteries hoping that teacher doesn’t care i’ve never shown up.
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 6h
Remember medbeds? That wasn't even TWO WEEKS AGO
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 1d
filling my weekly pill organizer with sunshine on a cloudy day
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Owen Dennis @oweeeeendennis.bsky.social · 3h
I was at this concert and lemme tell you, I've never seen a bigger audience pop than this.

If only there was some kind of message Democrats could read from this. Oh well!

www.thedailybeast.com/pop-star-cha...
Pop Star Pauses Concert to Say ‘F*** ICE’
Chappell Roan slammed the federal agency on Friday, while Chance the Rapper put out the same message at a different concert.
www.thedailybeast.com
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 4h
I've been commissioned to do a comic of which i will post one page per month

here are the first two pages! obviously its gonna get really sexy

stay tuned!
person mad because there is a leak in their apartment. they say "for fuck sake when is the landlord gonna get here i cant even mastubate because of this noisy leak" same person turns around as there is a knock on the door they say "ah that must be him finally" looking throught the peephole their remark "geez he is not a looker thats for sure" then it pans to the their point of view seeing the man of the other side who is balding, gruff looking with a mustache "yikes, they say. then they turn the door knob and their eyes widen clearly surprised by something belong them and they think "what?!"
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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 4h
saw the post about ICE getting access to all US cellular location data and yeah uhhh telcos are cops and they always have been and outside creating a cellular concentrator using some form of session translation to create cellular SuperNAT equivalents I got nothin
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 4h
“you hate her because she’s a successful woman”

no, pretty sure critics hate her because she promotes racist tropes and fascist platforms in order to elevate herself without any regard to doing the right thing, but sure, entrepreneur
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h
Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 4h
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 4h
A bunch of grandmas standing and hooting for Nuremberg 2? Something for the opposition party to think about
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 4h
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 4h
“ascendance of a female entrepreneur who knows how to cover and sell news” is just fancy talk for “bootlicking to profit from fascism with no moral compass whatsoever,” but hey, you should be quite familiar with that yourself
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Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 5h
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 4h
she’s literally part of the mob, you dumb fascist motherfucker
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 17h
there is no god when Diane Keaton dies before Woody Allen does
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 4h
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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Potomac River Antifascists @potomacriverantifa.bsky.social · 4h
Boosting for a friend. Please give if you can
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Murph @murphtracks.bsky.social · 1d
🚨 MUTUAL AID REQUEST 🚨
A good friend on the West Coast has been going through some health issues and needs rent assistance this upcoming month. If you can spare a few bucks, it would help out a whole lot. (I personally vouch for this fundraiser and would really appreciate a boost.)
Comrade Survival Fund
By SoCal Mutual Aid Network
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