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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 1m

this only makes sense if he is talking about kristi noem.

punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 1m

didn't noem brag about doming a puppy for acting like a puppy?

ostonox @ostonox.com · 2h

JD Vance is talking about the Hasan shock collar conspiracy now

"If you can cause suffering to an innocent animal, you're probably the kind of person who doesn't worry about suffering in people as well"

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🔻Bela Lugosi's Dad (Even More Spooky) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 4m

The leader of the second largest party in the UK is a white nationalist who went to Dulwich College, who sells gold but somehow presents himself as a man of the people. The head of the US Despartment of Health is an antivaxxer who gave himself literal brainworms. Maybe some people should shut up.

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🔻Bela Lugosi's Dad (Even More Spooky) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 11m

Can we be serious about this? No, mass state surveillance is not good. But that's not really what's happening here. This covers specific topics such as medicine. You're not allowed to give unqualified legal advice. Why should you be allowed to advertise snake oil?

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 6h

Podcasts are now illegal in China

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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 23m

haven't heard someone with that thick of a cajun accent since brian kelly.

jwaltonsu.bsky.social @jwaltonsu.bsky.social · 1h

WATCH: #Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry on who will 'not' be selecting the next coach of #LSUfootball #lagov #lalege #LouisianaFirstNews

punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 27m

it is 57 degrees *inside* my house right now!

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Branden McEuen but he’s spooky @bmceuen.bsky.social · 1h

The projection from these CEOs can be seen for miles

CNBC @cnbc.com · 1h

Employees or job applicants who lack generosity, have inflated egos or act like they have all the answers are workplace red flags, according to these CEOs.

CEOs share the biggest red flags they see in employees: Your ego can't be ‘bigger than the mission’

Employees or job applicants who lack generosity, have inflated egos or act like they have all the answers are workplace red flags, according to these CEOs.

cnb.cx

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 4h

Reverse Cowgirl with penis forced straight downward

I’m the only honest one here!

Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 4h

this is probably going to start shit over here but shout out to neil as the results of this poll have officially driven me insane

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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 3h

If it fits, I sits… with a large pickup truck inside the 2 way curb protected bikelane.

Because parking across the street or in the alley is not good enough for this VIP.

Their convenience matters more than the law or safety of people who rely on the protected bikelane to travel safely.

Pick up truck is parked in a curb protected 2 way bikelane. Someone on a bike is headed toward the pickup.

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 7h

WHY IS HE THE ONE THAT HAD TO SAY IT WAS ILLEGAL, WHAT

Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 8h

Well, glad we solved that constitutional riddle

Trump Says He’s Barred From Running for Third Term After Weeks of Speculation

The president’s comments come after his allies promoted the idea of another term.

www.wsj.com

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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 21h

can't spell 'premeditated murder' without 'mr. ed.'

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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 21h

it's really easy to make fun of bari weiss, but have you considered it's also really fun?

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 21h

Next up on CBS News: Constitutional law scholar Nicholas Cage!

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 23h

worth noting that this isn't even a poll. this is an online gambling statistic

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 1d

Yet again i want to remind everyone that Bill Gates and several other billionaires have invested in mining projects in Greenland that are only accessible because of melted land and sea ice, he and other billionaires are essentially shorting the planet

CNBC @cnbc.com · 1d

Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates says countries and leaders need to shift their approach to climate change and focus on 'improving lives'

cnb.cx

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23h

Bari absolutely rocks. Her two ideas for stories are "I have this famous person's phone number" and "I heard libs were doing some weird stuff out there." Absolutely replacement level suburban dunce.

Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 1d

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call.

Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre.

On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. “She is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. “People are running to avoid her.”

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 1d

Frictionless brain activity

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

Mad Max (Steam) is $2.78 on Gamebillet buff.ly/VAIHw7C
$4.99 US PSN buff.ly/d4z1lvT
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Deck verified

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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 1d

i was this close (i am holding my thumb and index finger very closely, nearly touching) to unfollowing before this explanation

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The Paul of Cthulhu @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 1d

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

Marty McFly in Back to the Future tells a crowd “I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet but your kids are gonna love it.”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 1d

that's the difference between a mother and motherboard

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.

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punished brian @brilandia.bsky.social · 1d

😏😏😏

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 1d

the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

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