BUG-EYED HELLCAT
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Champion in the epic war against squirrels My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvpgyjfye2h6rnpijwggrnsl/feed/aaagze5vs2yjg Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
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californiahorst.bsky.social
I’m clean as a whistle. A filthy disgusting whistle
californiahorst.bsky.social
I asked ChatGTP to generate an image of the world’s most punchable face and it gave me a picture of Kash Patel
californiahorst.bsky.social
Why do they all look like the same person in various disguises?
californiahorst.bsky.social
ICE agent truly is a sociopath’s dream job
californiahorst.bsky.social
I’m reading a book about underwater vessels but I don’t get the subtext
funkelly.bsky.social
I’m reading a book about carpentry but the writing is too wooden to really nail down what the plot is
grilldcheese.bsky.social
i'm reading a book about roofing but it's been going over my head.
californiahorst.bsky.social
This is why we need an award for alt text
ficklenuts.bsky.social
His head is so empty that when he has a brain fart it echos, and I love that about him
A somewhat fluffy black cat with the magnificent name of Hexagon Bookshelf Frying Pan Jones, who has never thought about anything even once in four years. His nickname is “Princess Boy” because he likes to randomly start singing the song of his people, much like a Disney princess is known to burst into song. He shows his affection by biting you until you pet him, and which point he will likely bite you again if he’s enjoying it or if you stop. He sometimes likes to sit like people, usually with an expression on his face that he’d be having an existential crisis if he knew what one was. His favorite hobby is catnip and his favorite color is food.
californiahorst.bsky.social
If you had an electric car Zeus could wash it and charge it at the same time
californiahorst.bsky.social
Book pitch: Trick God Into Washing Your Car and Other Ways to Manipulate The Almighty
californiahorst.bsky.social
Life hack: If you don’t wash your car long enough God will get sick of looking at it and wash it for you
californiahorst.bsky.social
Wait, are you the pain she hasn’t got time for?
californiahorst.bsky.social
filling my waterbed with helium and riding it into the sun
californiahorst.bsky.social
The last #NoKings march was affirming and uplifting. It wasn’t just an anti-Trump rally, it was a celebration of what we love about America and what we hope will be the future of America. I wholeheartedly recommend for anyone who is able to attend one of these events to do so
californiahorst.bsky.social
This Saturday I will be particpating in Whittier’s #NoKings march, to let my fellow citizens know they are not alone and to let the authoritarians know we are not afraid and we will not acquiesce. I’m am requesting that our Rep, Linda Sànchez @replindasanchez.bsky.social join us and show her support
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trumpstaxes.com
Ho-Lee sh*t.

Telegram messages from young Republicans from across the country have leaked.

They are racist, violent, anti-Semitic, pro-Hitler, homophobic, pro-Nazi, pro-rape, pro-slavery and more.

Plus the article names names.

A must-read, must-share article.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
californiahorst.bsky.social
that part in a film where a guy is being chased on foot but then gets in a car and speeds off but the dude chasing him continues to run after him for a brief moment until he accepts the fact that he can’t run faster than a car…that moment of realization, that’s as good as cinema gets
californiahorst.bsky.social
1. That’s not a tree, that’s Wes
2. He’s not even that orange
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thesociophi.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Phish Styx
bornmiserable.bsky.social
mash up bands:

Bone Thugz N’ Hanson
thesociophi.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen
californiahorst.bsky.social
Hot take: Most animals are cute as babies. Except for human babies. Those things are creepy as fuck
californiahorst.bsky.social
follow up: that burrito did not disappoint
californiahorst.bsky.social
gettin high and eating a giant asada and buche burrito because self-care is important in these trying times
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party
joparkerbear.bsky.social
In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”
californiahorst.bsky.social
I would’ve said the idea was nonsense but the illustration makes it clear that it is actually pure genius
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funkelly.bsky.social
Her: You better not be cunty western Gary Cooper when I get there

Me:
A black and white very early photo of Gary cooper in western gear, slicked down flapper hair, makeup, and smoking a cigarette