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Caligula Ex🎃rcis✝️ Mgmt.
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Headquarters: In Fabulous Las Vegas 💰Capital management for the empire. 💰Skeet on econ, finance & capital markets. 💰Account is satire and marked as such for dissidents.(NO POSTS ON THIS ACCOUNT ARE FINANCIAL ADVICE) (he/him/caligula/emperor/whatevs)
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waiting for america to notice the economy is controlled by a man with a crypto meme and experience in reality TV.
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Excited for 2028 when some state SoS kicks Trump off the ballot, Federal district and appellate judges uphold it and then SCOTUS issues an unsigned 6-3 shadow docket rulling staying the lower court ruling, allowing Trump to stay on the ballot and schedules arguments for the case for February 2029.
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This would put GOP leadership and the WH in the hot seat. They’d have to vote on a standalone food stamp bill, and if it passed, Trump would have to lift the USDA SNAP funding block or be the one left standing without a chair when the music stops.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
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can i start a polymarket on whether openai exists in 2027
Sources: OpenAI is preparing for an IPO that could value it at ~$1T and has looked at raising $60B+, filing as soon as H2 2026 and listing in 2027 (Reuters)

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fentanyl tariffs, lol
(Bloomberg) -- US President Donald Trump said he had an “amazing meeting” with Chinese President Xi Jinping and would reduce fentanyl tariffs from 20% to 10% effective immediately.
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Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milk Dads
Change one letter, ruin a candy

skattles
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Twit
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it recently dawned on me that a secondary effect of a prolonged gov shutdown (like 2-3 months) could actually do enough real-world damage to implode this bubble

i am not sure if it was intentional, but a lot of pressure was employed through this manuever beyond normal DC stuff
it recently dawned on me that a secondary effect of a prolonged gov shutdown (like 2-3 months) could actually do enough real-world damage to implode this bubble

i am not sure if it was intentional, but a lot of pressure was employed through this manuever beyond normal DC stuff
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when the going gets tough the tough get goated
guy takes credit for the entire nuclear arsenal, jfc
“Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis. That process will begin immediately.”
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This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever
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if knowingly starving millions of americans while he builds a gilded ballroom isn't cause for revolution then i'm not sure what is
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doing a little gag for halloween this year where if a kid comes to the door and he’s wearing a cop outfit of any kind i don’t give him any candy
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ACLU @aclu.org · 8h
ICE is using faulty and biased face surveillance technology to go after people they suspect of being undocumented.

This is a direct threat to the fundamental rights of every individual and has no place in our cities.
ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship
Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”
www.404media.co
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a quick overview of the political parties in the netherlands and how they're doing in the polls
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What if we gave the worst people in the world, the people who are just fundamentally assholes, all the power? What an experiment.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
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imagining the type of dipshit who buys $nvda at all time highs in what will make them a legendary bag holder once this bubble pops, chuckling softly at their stupidity, before remembering that my 401k is indexed to market weights
NVIDIA, $NVDA, marketcap equals 16% of the US GDP.

It has a larger market cap than all the banks in US and Canada combined.
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Breaking on MSNBC:

Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
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We now have legal fees on top of our campaign expenses.

You can help us stand up to the Trump administration by chipping in here: katforillinois.com/legal
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
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When Las Vegas visits (and gambling revenue) are running negative year-on-year.

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
NO

We already have your ugly ass buiding that the Locals hate

Stay away, trump and friends
TRUMP's AIDES ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING A SPECIAL MIDTERM POLITICAL GATHERING IN LAS VEGAS, ACCORDING TO WALL STREET JOURNAL
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The thing is, I don’t think Grokipedia is meant to compete with Wikipedia—because, on that front, it obviously fails spectacularly—but to further isolate its users from reality and verifiable fact. Like most of AI.
In 2008, Google created an ad-powered wiki encyclopedia called Knol, seen as a "Wikipedia killer" amid its highly-publicized launch. And the Wikimedia Foundation gave an unbothered response that I quite like: "the more good free content, the better for the world." Anyway Knol instantly flopped