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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 11h

Once again

Gimli and Legolas dying together meme. Gimli is labeled “me remembering the GWOT,” Legolas is labeled “Bill Kristol” with a trans pride flag.
Panel 1: I never thought I’d die fighting along side a war criminal
Panel 2: we shall defend trans people and liberal democracy to our last breath
Panel 3: JFC this is weird

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Cannonhawk @cannonhawk.bsky.social · 2h

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Helloween Town | HFIL Episode 12

YouTube video by TeamFourStar

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Jun 13

Friday the 13th (2011)

Top panel: Jason prepared to dehead a car full of teenage girls who were looking forward to the weekend.

Bottom left: Jason stalks a girl who recently had cereal

Bottom right: Jason sits in the backseat ready to punish a terrible producer who inserts low-quality raps into bad songs that desperate parents bought for their wannabe pop star children.

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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 5h

I am not mutilated.

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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 3h

SUPPORT MANNY'S IF YOU ARE IN CHICAGO.

Mannys stating that if you come in during the first week of November and show your SNAP card, they will make a family meal for there or to go.

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Cannonhawk @cannonhawk.bsky.social · 4h

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Vampire Panics Throughout History

YouTube video by BlueJay

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King Rage Rat 🏳️‍⚧️ ☠️ @kingratjello.bsky.social · 6h

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 6h

Wow!

Trump shows the green art deco bathroom vs the new marble bathroom

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🦇Zombatman🦇 @budbuddyguy.bsky.social · 7h

I fucking love TikTok, dude

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Ann Arbor Pitchbot @a2pitchbot.bsky.social · 8h

I'm an 80-year-old lifelong Democrat and Ann Arbor resident. But if the new comp plan allows someone to construct a duplex in my neighborhood in 2045, my ghost will be forced haunt both units after voting for Donald Trump for the seventh time. #a2council

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 8h

William Shatner reportedly elected to just paint his face white for a Halloween costume this year.
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William Shatner with his face painted white.
HEADLINE: William Shatner Paints Face White Before Attending Halloween Party.

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SEGA-16 @sega-16.bsky.social · 10h

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 10h

Hobie Meowin, Spider-Punk

#Halloween #SpiderMan

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 16h

Recursive pumpkin.

A small pumpkin with a carving of a carved pumpkin carved into it.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 1d

Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.

She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!

Sincerely,

Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up

Congressional Candidate Kat Abughazaleh Walked Off My Interview — Here’s What Happened

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 3d

They don't make underwear catalogues like they used to.

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 15h

An old video for the spookiest night of the year: the day Nevada became the 36th state.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIwDqRXec4s

Every Haunted House Movie

YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King

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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 20h

Strange-Purr Things
De-meow-gorgon

#StrangerThings #Halloween

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 22h

A fitting enough epitaph for the human project.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"

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🦇MarniBOO!🦇 @silentmachine.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, of you or someone you know relies on SNAP, here is a list of local to MN restaurants offering free food during the benefit lapse.

Restaurants offering free food in MN during SNAP benefit lapse: List

Several Minnesota restaurants and organizations have stepped up to offer free food for those in need during the SNAP benefit lapse. Here's a list.

www.fox9.com

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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 23h

Since it's Halloween, here are a few cat horror movie posters and Halloween drawings. Take a look at my profile to see this year's Inktober. If you like what you see please follow and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com - Thank you and Happy Halloween!

An illustrated movie poster for "Dracatula," a cat version of Dracula. In the poster a vampire cat in suit and cape embraces his victim, a white cat in a red dress, just before a bit. Behind Dracula is a large white circle representing the moon and three vampire bats. The film title is made of dramatic, bloody letters of white and red. The subheading reads "The nightmare that lives on cat blood." Under this is text which reads "An Upright Pictures and Scaredy Cat Film Release"

A cat poster in the style of an old style sci-fi movie poster. Large, vacuum shaped robots come down from a red-orange sky, sucking up great plumes of dust and unfortunate cats. The cat closest to the viewer watches helplessly as the cat in front of them are sucked into the monstrous machine. At bottom, text that looked like it too is being pulled into the bot reads "Attack of the Vaccubots". At bottom in small text are various movie production credits.

An ink drawing of a movie poster which is also a cat poster. Three tall, alien cats leer over a smaller cat holding a knife and fork. On a table in front of the cat is a bowl with a fish. In old style spooky font below is the movie title "Hungry are the Damned"

An ink drawing with a Halloween theme. Four kittens in Halloween costumes, a wolf, ghost, skeleton, and jack-o-lantern stand in a line as if for a photo. Behind the cats is what looks like an old castle or church stone wall with a doorway leading into blackness. Just reaching out of the door and barely lit is a large, ghoulish figure with glowing eyes. The kitten dressed as a wolf looks slightly to the side ears bent as if they heard a noise.

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Cannonhawk @cannonhawk.bsky.social · 1d

@prodslash.bsky.social youtu.be/wckNsDMdVpo

Xemnu: The Marvel Cartoon You Definitely Remember

YouTube video by Sir_Superhero

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 1d

The Walton family surely does

Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 1d

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

Humble Games Bundle: Indie Fears ($13 for 13 games) buff.ly/xa5rSSV #ad

-Mouthwashing
-Buckshot Roulette
-Arctic Eggs
-Who's Lila?
-THRESHOLD
-ORDER 13
-NO-SKIN
-Kiosk
-Adios
-The Boba Teashop
-Daemonologie
-Massacre At The Mirage
-Terror At Oakheart

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, I got several nice emails about this one, including a cancer researcher saying they were gonna change their field name to can'tcer.

SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 3d

Super cute!!

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/screen...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

2-panel SMBC comic update where a person turns down a screenplay by a bearded character in the first panel. The screenplay author says : "But it's educational! I made the talking cells super cute!" The second panel shows the two super cute cells. One says to the other : "We've been through so much. It was so unlikely for us to even be here. Now we have a chance! so ask yourself, are you a CANcer or a CAN'Tcer?"

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