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Festering Dead Leaves Sam

@carrionsam.bsky.social

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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · May 30

Talk to me

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 2h

I wanted to experience a first kiss and falling in love again. But maybe like, once or twice, no more. Now I'm just terrified at the idea of.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5h

So many old people on this site, I'm going to start offering reverse mortgages

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3h

Quick Friday afternoon contract

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13h

"The chancellor approved it"

Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3h

I approve of this plan

Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3h

All very true information

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 4h

good afternoon

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 5h

Ooo, sup? Good morning! 🩷

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4h

My superpower is letting my sarcasm make me look like an idiot.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 7h

if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21h

The only reason to fill your face with fillers is to ensure you have mayonnaise for later.

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 21h

Sitting here patiently in my witch’s hat with my knitting and waiting for halloween to arrive

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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.bsky.social · 22h

Cleaning tip: to avoid getting overwhelmed, focus on decluttering just one room a week until you die

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Misty @anglobones.bsky.social · 1d

the day after I took my first dab

a typed sign that reads “sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of are”

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 22h

the day after I took my first dab

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 1d

[Receiving Nobel Peace Prize]

Me: "I’m honored, Mr. Chairman.”

My Mom from the audience: "He wet the bed til he was 17!”

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 22h

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 22h

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 23h

Real

Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 23h

Whoa there, I'm not gonna cream for two sugars

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 23h

Do you take it black?

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

I tried to learn Python but turns out I don't have the patience to code

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

Our crocs here are just an affront to god and good taste

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out the real self deprecation were the friends we made along the way <3

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Festering Dead Leaves Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

You wish diarrhea on people while every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in northen Queensland?!?

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