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@competentposter.bsky.social

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Bringing my posts to the timeline in a creaking wooden cart. Four-time @Ppallo Home Run award winner. Ontario, Canada. avi: theaveragejoey.bsky.social My art acc: @ShrineAmbience.bsky.social

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · Apr 3

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josh @lobstereo.bsky.social · 2h

beautiful beautiful morning

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 12h

[orphan pirate voice] i swear, every year i get more and more like my parrots

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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · 13h

They’re coming out with a broken clock that’s right three times a day

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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 13h

loot drop if u defeat me in game:

tiger balm
4b soft lead pencil
candied fennel seeds
opinel pocket knife
clinique liptint black honey

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 15h

"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff

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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 15h

guy who is impervious to disturbances: i cant be bothered

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 15h

It’s pronounced cyclist.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 15h

I'm the founder of antifa and they arrested my girlfriend,
Viconia DeVir, neutral evil drow cleric

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 15h

Adam Curtis

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brennan @brennan.computer · 23h

you cannot compete with someone who is having fun

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · Aug 19

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 1d

I've loved funny videos since I was a boy.

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 18h

I can't tell you how many hours of my shower brain time are occupied with imagining which cultural influencers would become successful warlords after the collapse

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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · 1d

I’ve been meaning to do anything

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 22h

I really like the joke people do where they pretend to have just learned about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and are like "oh my god". If you're ever wondering if you should make that joke, just keep in mind that it would probably get a smile out of me

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texas Janesaw massacre @idlerat.bsky.social · 21h

sometimes when i pick up my bread share late in the day they give me one of these double-sized loaves at no extra charge

enormous piece of pain au levain toast with homemade plum jam. the toast is so big it’s hanging off the sides of the plate

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21h

"A mirror can make a room look bigger.." yeah, if you're a total dumbass

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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 21h

I've finished preparing your vat, all is ready

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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 1d

As a founding member of both Legion For Men Given To Relaxation and of splinter group Legion Of Loyal Men Given To Relaxation I fully and totally disclaim the new Vigorous Legion For The Loyal And Relaxed. There has been exactly enough division already, these young secessionist punks should relax.