daztraction
@daztraction.bsky.social
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Man 2 Man Meets Man Parrish stan account. He / him. ALAB
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
John Cena Announcing the death of Bin Laden
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He’s probably the only musician who, when dead, won’t suddenly get a burst of sales or streaming for his music. Good. The cunt.
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What if somebody checks their social media history and finds an old tweet about wanting to change society for the better?
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As coincidence would have it, one of my mates sent this yesterday
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ricardoautobahn.co.uk
This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
A quite insane tour schedule
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trevypoos.bsky.social
Never mind if Transformers have gender, I want to know if the cupholder becomes their bumhole.
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worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social
I'm forever seeing a shit take on social media, and saying 'what the fuck is this garbage?' and the answer is always Nick Cave
simonloverules.bsky.social
What a surprise #badpeopleonbothsides
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FGTH ‘Two Tribes’ - “are we living in a land, where sex and horror, ARE THE NEW GODS”
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I was amazed way back when that TOTP had LaTour in the studio, I just thought it was one of those naughty songs cos it had “sex” in the title. Banger bassline mind.
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The ‘Bill Goldberg’ is just a pint of bitter.
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ceejoyner.bsky.social
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
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This also doubles as an Amazon gift card code
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It’s obviously not what I said but I refuse to check cos I’m a right stubborn arse and I prefer my stupid version
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Here we go again
NER WE GRO GRO GRO WITH THE TEMPLE OF THE FUZZBOX

Think that was it
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“No other party can win here.”
An extract from a leaflet posted through doors in South Jesmond from Jude Browne, Liberal Democrats South Jesmond councillor hopeful, claiming that “It's a close contest between Lib Dems and Labour locally, no other parties can win were in South Jesmond, whatever their graphics and leaflets claim.” The Green Party won. An extract from a mailout personally addressed to South Jesmond residents from Jude Browne, Liberal Democrats South Jesmond councillor hopeful, claiming that “Our latest polling suggests there is no more than 50 votes between Labour and the Liberal Democrats. No other party can win here.” The Green Party won.
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It’s rare that I use the term “joyfully triumphant” outside of 7-year-old me doing carol singing but that’s exactly what that horn bit is.
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<points at my ‘Testicles Have Feelings Too’ t-shirt>
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It’s unfair, the vast majority of the photos also have balls in there but the balls never get the credit in the form of a hashtag
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I’ve just confirmed for myself that that hashtag is real
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ricardoautobahn.co.uk
Who remembers when Geoffrey drank Zippy's piss?
A cartoon image of Geoffrey from Rainbow drinking a glass of an unspecified pale orange liquid. The caption reads "all that cookings made me thirsty" says Geoffrey. He tries to drink his orange. "This isn't orange juice!" he shouts.