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dly.bsky.social
d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 5d
when someone tries to talk me down after suffering a minor inconvenience
Tim Robinson hysterically saying I almost killed myself Julie!
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 56m
this is so right
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2h
saw someone say “people are dying that ain’t never died before” about her, and i agree so hard. a huge presence is missing.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1h
yeah i have FOMO

Fun
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My
Online
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 23h
I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6h
yes. you must weed out the weaklings.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 10
oi! ten years in and me n' the missus boff like we're playing away on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her bean/balloon knot/undercarriage still p0wns my one eyed trouser trout, innit it?
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jan 16
all the wrong people are dying
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h
(respectfully) Diane Keatoff
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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 10h
Time to go get a little fucked up and run the leaf blower.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10h
Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10h
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8h
oh i'm sure it's a great time, i just don't have the mental capacity for a New Thing rn
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h
her memoir is one of the best I've ever read and I will be reading it again
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h
you're not sorry, ceej. you were never sorry.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 9h
Sorry your boyfriend thinks foreplay is a football pregame show.
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h
Diane Keaton is one of those people for whom death did not seem an option, so you can understand why I am shook
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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 16h
good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9h
We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h
that’s right
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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d
Due to inflation I'll still be buying myself a little treat.
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10h
such a fun city!!! go to Bacchanal!
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h
as long as parking isn't it issue
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h
tbh i can't ☹️
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d
The Nobel Queef Prize
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h
i have watched it maybe 30-40x
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