Dylan
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Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
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writtenlow.bsky.social
Had on an old Siskel & Ebert “worst of 1989” show and Siskel really goes off on Fred Savage for being in 2 bad movies that year. When Ebert tried to point out he’s just a little kid, Siskel was having none of it. “He has a lot of power in his little world.”
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nvalvo.name
She got her start in the public eye by attempting to ethnically cleanse the Columbia English Department.
sallyjenx.bsky.social
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
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gralefrit.bsky.social
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon. upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.
dylmdav.bsky.social
2, no, 6, no, 12...bakers dozen!!
dylmdav.bsky.social
watching the silence of the lambs on HBO in my hotel.....folks it doesn't get better than this
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crushbort.bsky.social
can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term
cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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notablecowboy.bsky.social
I still hold out hope that the surviving California Raisins will put aside their differences and reunite before time runs out.
dylmdav.bsky.social
the wedding attender has logged on
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delraz09.bsky.social
Never forget that Diane Keaton directed an episode of Twin Peaks.
dylmdav.bsky.social
Well now i know who I'm hiring
dylmdav.bsky.social
a real fuckin good Diane Keaton movie is Reds. A great movie for seeing 3 of the greatest actors ever doing great shit.
dylmdav.bsky.social
Remember seeing The Godfather for the first time as a teen and thinking that was the most beautiful woman on earth. Still believe this.
dylmdav.bsky.social
aww man Diane Keaton.
dylmdav.bsky.social
in San Antonio rn. Just saw a billboard for The Law Ninja.
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dumbmike.bsky.social
i'm skibidi, a little boy
sigma in my shoes
when i'm cheugy is my choice
gyatts a boy's supposed to do
the rizzler in me is the rizzler in you
i send ohio over to you
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cckirby.bsky.social
Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997
dylmdav.bsky.social
god Seattle is gonnna win it all aren't they lol
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velodus.bsky.social
It's funny, a big reason they created the ghost runner is because deep extra inning games w/o scoring was considered boring to a lot of people, and here we are in that exact scenario in the playoffs and it's like the greatest thing ever.
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aklingus.bsky.social
Once a game gets to the 12th, they should start serving beer again
dylmdav.bsky.social
jesus this game lmao
dylmdav.bsky.social
yeah Flaherty's gonna blow this
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pixelsand8.bsky.social
I feel like after 12 innings both teams should lose. Toronto gets a free trip to the series. I'm sorry but no one's got time for this shit.