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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 5h

The video of that dude eating pavement twice is so funny to me because duh but also because neither time does he attempt to use his arms to catch himself. Dude was drunkety drunk.

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 15h

LoAbsoluteL at the considering a threesome faces Grace & Todd Penn make at Hal towards the ends of E1. #TheDiplomat

Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 17h

#feminism, still, obviously

Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 17h

It’s not even that Hal is the corrupt, political brain & Kate is the humane reader of human nature. She’s a bad judge of character in action! He is better at both.

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 17h

Have I loved Rufus Sewell for (*maths*) literally 24 years? How dare you?! (Yes)
I made it through him as a hot Nazi. Him being smart, faithful, & kind of insufferable is a walk in the park.

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 17h

I’m about to start Diplomat S3 but honestly I think it’s funny how all y’all are mad at Hal when he’s almost always right. He’s a dick about it! But he’s not wrong!

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 1d

Donald Trump has achieved what everyone claimed was impossible and convinced NYCers to hang out in Times Square

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 1d

What about Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago?

Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 1d

Chicagoland will always recognize one and only one king: the king of automobiles

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 1d

They have yet to invent a better mascara than Maybelline Full ‘n Soft (probably cannot be done) but it’s cute that they keep trying.

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 1d

I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.

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Victoria Janssen @victoriajanssen.bsky.social · 1d

Boosting! Please boost this as much as you can!

Effie Seiberg @effies.bsky.social · 5d

Wanna to go to a virtual No Kings rally that focuses on healthcare (with a side of "vaccines are good, actually" and "eugenics is bad, actually")?

Organized by disabled folks who can't go to an in-person event.

Join Saturday at 2:30pm Pacific time, zoom link: us06web.zoom.us/j/8467741742...

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 1d

An IMMEDIATE block.

BNO News @bnonews.com · 1d

Trump's White House has joined Bluesky: @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 2d

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

open.substack.com

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 2d

The number of times I find myself reading something on The Cut and, midway through, have to scroll up to answer the question “Who wrote this? An idiot?” does not speak highly of the editorial board or my decision making, tbh.

Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 2d

Kind of had a pity friend in hs mostly because our school was small enough we couldn’t extricate w/out awkwardness, but that behavior ended at 18!

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

you have the right to not hang out with assholes. you deserve not to hang out with assholes. you are under 0 obligation to socially interact with assholes in your free time.

it is truly terrible that our culture tricked so many people into thinking that they’re obliged to be friends with assholes!

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

we have spent the last decade witnessing a national epidemic of “it should be illegal to not hang out with me just because I’m a mean asshole” behavior

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 3d

Panera is a strong independent lady restaurant who don’t need no man-staurant.

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3d

when will Buffalo Wild Wings finally settle down and marry a nice girl restaurant

Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 3d

As a short person who lives alone & has a newish fear of even short ladders, I don’t appreciate that every light in my apartment requires both hands to change.

Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 3d

Rufus is back on my tv *and* I’m seeing Chess tonight so today is looking pretty good for your old pal Ellie

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 3d

Season 3 is out!

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 3d

This show is great and the next season looks extremely sick www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr0q...

Extended First Look at The Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid | Premieres 2026 | AMC+

YouTube video by amc+

www.youtube.com

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 3d

They’re diabolical! One bag is a realistic single serving

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 3d

I was just struck with a prodigious craving for some Milano cookies. I am going to attempt to stay strong, but I make no promises.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Ellie, 2.0 @ellieboren.bsky.social · 4d

She’s a lowgrade Mormon Insta-fluencer now & I can’t believe I missed my chance to make her cry in real life. (She was actually a very nice person but I’m still mad.)
(Probably should have devoted myself to making her parents cry.)