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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry

@girldyke.bsky.social

570 followers 490 following 4.4K posts

She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask. NO MINORS 🔞

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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · Oct 19

Girldick

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · Sep 25

online account: i need you to set up a password. it needs to be 8 characters long, have a number and a capital letter in it and it can’t be your birthday or name

grown adults who i work with every day: this computer is trying to kill me. i am under attack. why does it hate me, lilith????

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Zin Zinna Zinnabelle @magic.swordsz.in · 6h

a cartoon of red blood cells saying
"I can't wait to circulate the heart!!! :3"
"We're going into a goth girl's mouth"

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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 1d

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

Akinator, the mind reading genie

Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...

en.akinator.com

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Xae (But Spooky) 🎃 @veryghetto.posts.fyi · 1d

Deep voice women rule the world.

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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 11h

my cis woman friends when their weirdly feminine male bestie turned out to be a garden variety woman

article reading rescuers learn that the exotic bird they found was actually a seagull covered in curry

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 9h

honestly if you so much as try to type that shit anywhere your computer should automatically fire a spear into your skull at point blank no exceptions

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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 9h

yeah I can sadpost and hornypost back to back im just built different

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Sarah Colonthree (fragile!) @sarah.transsexual.gay · 9h

My girlfriend is taller than ur girlfriend

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 9h

"What are you gonna do, set me on fire?"

Woman doused friend in fuel, set him alight for misogynistic comment, court hears

Her anger then flared when Mr Loader told her she should stay in the kitchen making scones where she belonged, and not to go drinking with boys.

She left the table where they were drinking to collect a five-litre container of petrol from her garage, and poured it on Mr Loader before waving around her lighter.

Mr Loader said, "Go on, do it," before Walpole set him on fire.

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 1d

I dated a woman for a few mos in my cis guy death throes before I came out. When she found out I was trans she sent me a bill for the money she had spent on me while we were dating, then later had a lawyer friend send me a nastygram about it. I just saw her in a supermarket in my neighborhood. lmao

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Hunter🔪 @holybible.bsky.social · 1d

Who needs ChatGPT if u wanna sext with non human intelligence just download grindr

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 9h

this will kill people.

Jenn @jennralize.bsky.social · 1d

Just got a call from a lovely but very nervous Dr, who advised I wouldn't be routinely screened for breast cancer because I'm not indicated as being "biologically female" on the central NHS database and my biology wouldn't indicate I'm at risk.

My records have been altered, which is upsetting.

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 8h

what we know is that america is a broken and worthless society that deserves to be burned to the ground.

Is MrBeast launching his own bank? What we know

The YouTuber filed a trademark application for 'MrBeastFinancial' this week.

www.newsweek.com

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i sob hell @isobel.top · 8h

very important PSA:

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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 8h

Holy banger

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Deerrorism 🕊️🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 8h

SHE STAND ON ONE FOOT WHILE I EAT HER OUT CALL THAT A BALANCED BREAKFAST

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Princess Pretty Ghoul @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 8h

Lowkey I was put on this earth to be unemployed like my whole vibe is kinda like a mob wife who answers the door smoking a cigarette and says like "you'll never fine him" or "can't you bastards leave him alone he's a father for christsake" and "do i look like i know about "the money" look at me"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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Rory, new face who dis? @zealousagain.bsky.social · 17h

Subdermal implant that you can play with a record needle, if you can find a turntable that can rotate my whole ass.

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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 17h

Oh my god LMAO

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 17h

Hell yeah

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dog girl SATAN @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 19h

fun trans fact! if you're struggling to find the clit, a pre-op trans woman might be a good starter clit fur u to try n find, they're usually muuuuch easier

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:｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆🔒oizys🔒☆’ﾟ･:*:･｡,★’ﾟ･:*:･｡: @chunkerror.bsky.social · 21h

estradiol valerate (carbonated)

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1d

Enthusiasm Cannon

A drawing
large text at the top says "NEW! Skull mounted confetti cannons for people who find enthusiasm embarrassing!"
In the center, a drawing of a stern looking man in a suit with a small hole in his head that confetti is spraying out of, a diagram shows a tube mounted inside his head, connected to his brain with wires. The man is saying "I'm thrilled, truly." Small text in the corner says "do not ask how it works! It doesn't matter and it is not interesting!"
Large text underneath the drawing says "let everyone know how you feel without doing something that makes you want to crawl in a hole and die!"

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 4d

the groundhog has seen things that you could not even begin to imagine. you believe it is frivolous, even cowardly, to fear one's shadow. you will not understand how wrong you are until it is too late

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