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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 1h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 50m

usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.

Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 1h

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Mike @2adult2person.gobirds.online · 40m

*day after baseball ripped my heart out of my chest* god I love baseball

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Ben @vtben.bsky.social · 1h

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 1h

Me: *joker grinning* don't you just love playoff baseball, hon?"
@thehistorybuff.bsky.social, disgust in her eyes: "No!!"

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 1h

Ok that inning is on me, I guess!

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 1h

It’s lowkey hilarious Mark Davis has been running the Raiders into the ground for decades, but a few years ago he caught a few Aces games & had such a good time he annoyed MGM Geand until they sold him the team for $2m.

Now they’re a dynasty & worth $300M+.

(Raiders are still ass, btw.)

j147td.bsky.social @j147td.bsky.social · 1h

Aces Championship Turn Up🥳

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 1h

*whispers* five balls from shrimp

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 1h

Im sorry, Autumn...🫂

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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 2h

It really feels like one of the purposes of AI video is to get us to a point where no video we see on social media and no photograph can be trusted or assumed to be true, and we fully enter a post-truth world.

Truth is used to fight oligarchs, so they seek to destroy truth itself.

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A K (Bone Coloring, Silian Rail Font) @aklingus.bsky.social · 1h

Probably right about this too bsky.app/profile/akli...

A K (Bone Coloring, Silian Rail Font) @aklingus.bsky.social · 5d

Like, there is a decent chance we will be talking about Game 5 of the 2025 ALDS between Detroit and Seattle for the rest of our lives, the same way we talk about Texas/Toronto

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 2h

This one's going to end like we all expected: Joey Cora ripping off his Detroit jersey to reveal a Mariners shirt, hitting Riley Greene with a steel chair

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 5h

fuck NOW you tell Keith Urban this?

Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 6h

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 5h

May in her natural habitat?

may @maysuser.name · 7h

im in the costco milk room

androgynous looking girl in the costco milk room

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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 7h

*very serious gender and sexuality studies academic who just published a 300pg book on trans people in oceania without running it by a single one of them voice* the real colonialism is thinking you, a filthy white transsexual, have anything in common with the noble [local word meaning trannyfaggot]

Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 7h

its wild how across time, space, and culture we keep finding trans people describing having nearly the exact same experiences trans people have today and academics will bend over backwards to explain why they cannot be trans and how its actually offensive and degrading to even suggest that

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 5h

I hate that this is what the US has become, but thank god for every day heroes who step up to protect one another.

A neighbour in Chicago hid a mother and her 7 year old child for three days so they wouldn’t get kidnapped in the south side apartment raid.

Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 7h

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 10h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 12h

Shit, I shouldn't have started this chapter until tonight, I'm supposed to be leading another training in 20 minutes, and I am barely holding myself together.

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 12h

Beef prices hit record highs as nationwide cattle inventory drops to lowest level in 70 years
Illinois rancher says Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas lost grass and forage, forcing massive cattle liquidation

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 13h

Oh noooooo

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 13h

Having to try extremely hard to not laugh too loud at work at the name JAN BLAHA

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 13h

JAN BLAHA

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Jemmargh! Topaz (halloween edition) @jemma.bsky.social · 14h

A lot of LLM evangelists really don't get that they are going, "Hey, I see you do a lot of cryptic crosswords; well, this app will save you loads of time. It will do them for you! Okay, badly, but it will improve! What do you say?"
Even if it worked (and it doesn't) it is taking away the fun part!

Sam Benc 🐟 @nonvieta.bsky.social · 1d

People who think the idea of "give me ideas" is something genuinely creative people want have literally never experienced the absolute EUPHORIA of a brainstorming breakthrough, either solo or with a human collaborator. They don't understand what is happening when artists create, on a basic level.

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 14h

Please understand that the Tex Avery Wolf Noises i am making are purely being done respectfully, as a good friend.

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16h

Tracy would never do it because he’d find out about the driving laws and be like “who’s gonna take me to the fireworks stand when my license gets suspended? A taxi? Those drivers cannot be trusted with important stuff”

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h

which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna

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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 17h

Combined pitching line of players not named Clayton Kershaw that series:
73.2 IP 51 H 2.69 ERA (22 ER) 26 BB 76 K
Hitters with at least 10 PAs to hit over .255 in the series: Bohm, Realmuto, and Muncy (those with less: Call, Sosa, Bader)

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