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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠

@ironlilacc.bsky.social

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A silly ghoul

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 6d

I wish my last two brain cells would start touching each other or something

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 11h

If someone knocks on the bathroom door while I am using it, I cry out, "The ritual is not yet complete!"

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 6h

hey babe, I set your bed on fire

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 6h

I will be in my mud puddle pondering and making potions

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 6h

I hope this email finds you a meaning to life

𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 6h

*meeting a new person*
Oh thank fuck you are also dumb

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 7h

Pinning my hopes and dreams on whatever surface they adhere to longer than a few moments

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 9h

My ducks are not in a row. They’re busy planning tonight’s orgy.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 10h

If anyone needs me I’ll be exposing my soft underbelly then lunging violently at anyone who tries to touch me

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 6h

Welcome to the end of your psychosis you are now in hell

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 14h

Ordering more brain cells from temu

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 19h

My brain farts have a wet and earthy aroma

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

My plague is bubonic and my anxiety is chronic

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

If you follow me while I'm on my period the blood magic is working

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

"still punk as fuck," I groan, feeling an ouchy and sitting down again

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

Your mom makes the most delicious urinal cake.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 2d

*unzipping your skin suit and peering in* got any room for me in there?

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

life was so much easier when you were just swimming around in some balls

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you guys assume I'm hot

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 6d

today I’m gonna give it my almost

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 5d

please hesitate to reach out to me

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

No, you cannot have my number. For then you might call my number.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

When women's urges to kill sync up

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

This email could have killed me what's wrong with you

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

Manifesting greatness