Joey D'Antoni
@joeydantoni.com
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Data, cloud, writer, speaker, cyclist, oenophile, joeydantoni.com, column redmondmag.com, he/him
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brianbeutler.bsky.social
I suspect if and when the unstable equilibrium breaks down, the sadists with the guns will precipitate it. But it’ll be very important not to lose heart no matter how it happens. They want to create an expectation that they can be lawless and we must bat 1.000 www.offmessage.net/p/itll-be-tr...
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spavel.bsky.social
Immortan Joe Says If People Die Of Thirst, Maybe They Weren't Even "Chrome" to Start With
faineg.bsky.social
don't worry, Sam Altman is confident that his efforts to eliminate vast numbers of jobs will all just sort of work out for the unemployed, eventually, possibly after they starve to death, which is technically a form of having it work out

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Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren't Even "Real Work" to Start With
Worried that AI will destroy work? Well, Sam Altman asks if you've considered what a farmer from half a century ago thinks of your job, first.
futurism.com
joeydantoni.com
but "While I agree it would be nice to have some kind of version control often that is more a mindset than a tool issue."
joeydantoni.com
that is one way to quickly share how much knowledge you have.
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jordanuhl.com
Already today, Israel has:

-Conducted a drone strike on Khan Younis in Gaza

-Shot & wounded two others near Khan Younis

-Killed 5 Palestinians in Gaza City

-Fired on & wounded a several others near Jabalia

All in violation of the “ceasefire.”
joeydantoni.com
"I use Access backend with Coldfusion 10 running the front end. Lets me create schema and canned queries in access, then use all the HTML.

I had apps running this way up until recently when IT decided my internal CF server was a security risk because they don’t have anyone knowledgeable on it."
joeydantoni.com
oh, it's good.

1) Very rarely do applications actually "scale". An application that tracks inventory typically grows less than 20% in's entire life, and the process of tracking inventory doesn't change much.

2) When things do scale, it's typically not the data that scales; it's the process. In...
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katzish.bsky.social
This is so dumb and bad. Jeff Bezos can afford leaders who are competent, visionary, and of high moral caliber! But that’s not where he sees his bread buttered. Empathy to my remaining news side friends still doing great stories even as Bezos and Lewis drain the paper of resources and integrity
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amandamull.bsky.social
For Businessweek’s November issue, I have a feature about the high-fee premium credit card war being waged by American Express and Chase for the hearts, minds, and swipes of America’s affluent supershoppers. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Inside the Credit Card Battle to Win America’s Richest Shoppers
The fierce fight between Amex and Chase is playing out over higher fees, extravagant events and every perk imaginable.
www.bloomberg.com
joeydantoni.com
OH: "I think $PaaSService has the worst IO configuration I've ever seen, and I've seen database servers with USB drives."
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mattortega.com
Did people all get hit in the head with the a hammer at the same time? What is going on?
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erininthemorning.com
Love that we all wrote about this ad.

Go read Parker’s newsletter on it as well.
parkermolloy.com
Today's newsletter is all about this brilliant ad www.readtpa.com/p/a-politici...
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"Resting just-checked-into-the-White-Lotus face."
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edzitron.com
lol
fintwitter.bsky.social
Oracle: CEO Greg Magouyrk says “of course” OpenAI can afford to pay $60 billion per year, according to CNBC.
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golikehellmachine.com
your tactic of protesting in an inflatable frog suit which gets normal people on your side is far inferior to my tactic of posting about laser blinding helicopter pilots which is both wildly illegal and, were it to succeed, would put basically *everyone* against me
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jwharris.bsky.social
Role Model’s album is called Kansas Anymore.

He wore the Max’s Kansas City shirt in the SNL promos and then Charli wore it on stage.

Max’s Kansas City was a nightclub in New York City, not in Kansas City.

No actual shade detected.

Hope this helps.
nymag.com
Charli XCX was Role Model’s Sally on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and her shirt probably wasn’t Taylor Swift shade. And if those words in that order don’t make sense to you, we’ve got you.
Role Model’s Sally on SNL? It’s Charli, Baby
Charli XCX was Role Model’s Sally on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and her shirt probably wasn’t Taylor Swift shade. And if those words in that order don’t make sense to you, we’ve got you.
www.vulture.com
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu." 

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."