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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
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Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · Nov 15
Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d
Santa's probably just starting to charge all the e-coal so get your dark hearts right 🏆👑 Congratulations @riotgrlerin.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · Dec 25
me: omg goth bath bombs

santa: that’s charcoal
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 6h
But I don't have to endure any more political ads, so who's the real winner here?
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runoldman.bsky.social
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4d
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3d
Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d
So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d
HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14h
I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.
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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 16h
Being on BlueSky these days feels like being the captain of the Titanic saluting on deck while the band play ‘Nearer My God To Thee’.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 23h
People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.
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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 2d
The BeeGees were fascinating.

Eating disorders, drugs, drinking, sexual issues, swimming in air, blowing up flames in videos....
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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 5d
The only reason stores put xmas shit out this early is to distract you from the Epstein Files.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 1d
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 4d
Why buy the human when you can get the blood for free?

- gross vampires probably
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 3d
Nice
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 3d
I hope America lasts another 6 months because I JUST FUCKING GOT NINE INCH NAILS TICKETS 🤘
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2d
Soft secession sounds like me a minute after sex.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2d
Please.. Mr. Christ was my father, call me Jesus.
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It’s Dana, actually @hourlongsauce.bsky.social · 2d
Remember that time we all joined mastodon? Wait… we’re doing it again?
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4d
Friend: What are you up to?
Me: Going to get glasses
Friend: What about after that?
Me: I’ll see
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3d
Got out of bed

This day is off to a rocky start
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3d
It’s easy to pick out a gynecologist, he’s the guy wearing his watch up near his elbow.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3d
Gross if literal:

Getting your shit together
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d
Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d
Was just sitting in my office cubicle just now when out of the blue a nearby woman exclaimed “No, I want the big one”.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d
Still a good feeling
Image of the screen seen after winning online Solitaire with the bouncing cards
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