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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2d

Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 14

In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 2h

Re-reading my old posts

Two pictures of a cat that looks happy and impossibly pleased with itself

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 2h

Food?

Food!

Grey tabby cat, his mouth is slightly open

Grey tabby cat, his mouth is slightly open and tongue is showing

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 5d

Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 31

I see you just posted something inspirational.

First time on the internet?

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 40m

Trumps head of operations for the war being waged in Chicago is openly trying to channel the supposedly masculine imagery of the Nazis

Make no mistake these domestic enemies waging war against the states are Nazis.

Bovino is really trying to sell its aesthetic now.

Bovino standing in a Trenchcoat in a hallway lit red. It’s giving Temu fascism.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20m

"The Inflatables" is the new "The Untouchables."

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 10h

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1m

WINNIE THE POOH IS THERE?

I WANT TO GO

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 10h

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2m

Still waiting on my endorsement deal

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 8m

OooOoooh fun

Fingers crossed for that piano

New follow: Financial Media Group (it only gets worse from there) “Financial Media Group offers full digital marketing turn key solutions for small to medium sized & publicly traded companies.”
Manner of Death, Perhaps label: Crushed (Piano)

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 11m

Why thank you

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 13m

THIS! Thnx I forgot to add

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bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 29m

this speaks to me on several levels

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 39m

[from the shower] I’m all outta Dove
I’m soapless without you
I'll never get clean
Now that you are all gone
*grabs shampoo mic*
IM ALL OUTTA DOVE

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14m

Not annoying either btw

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 17m

☺️

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20m

Everyone Lies Except For Me: a memoir for gullible idiots

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 6h

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

trib.al

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 32m

Reposting a silly, 10 year-old (!!) tweet because I just remembered I made a screen recording of this before I left twitter and had to resurrect it

The one, the only @bornmiserable.bsky.social

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 39m

[from the shower] I’m all outta Dove
I’m soapless without you
I'll never get clean
Now that you are all gone
*grabs shampoo mic*
IM ALL OUTTA DOVE

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 2h

We might have actually got to make it to these people are evil stage and really had some dialogue and campaigning.

Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 2h

Can’t prove a counterfactual but I do sometimes wonder where we’d be if they had just stuck with “these fuckers are weird as hell” for like a few more weeks

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2h

Idk how many people even want this, but we deserve a third Julia Roberts-Richard Gere rom-com now that they’re older. We deserve it because (deep down) we’re good people, or because (the results are in) we’re terrible people — up for debate, probably both — but some of us could use one, regardless.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2h

Is it safe to travel, if you have to pass through government checkpoints like TSA, at ALL? The jury is still out.

USA TODAY
Is it safe to fly during the government shutdown?
Here's what to know about travel delays.
now

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 4h

He had the right idea

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 1d

In the 1980s there was this weird old guy with a long beard that drove a Datsun truck around town with "KILL YOUR TV" painted on the tailgate and I think about that guy a lot

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 4h

Lay’s Potato Chips — who woulda guessed

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 1d

Immmmmmmmmm sorry. What

Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 1d

We are so cooked.

Fortune headline:

Lay’s drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn’t know their chips were made out of potatoes

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