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Juniper Nest

@junipernest.bsky.social

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Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. I do the Tuesday Night Plant Update. Also found on Mindful Wellness @mindfulwellness.bsky.social (Wed 9-ish Eastern) and Sons of Trier @SonsofTrier.bsky.social (Fri 10:15 Eastern)

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · Apr 15

He shall be given his mouth
His heart shall not be taken from him
He shall be vindicated by Thoth

The journey of the ka of the great
PHARAOH SCHMOWMOSE II
(Big P, Little Man)

Began April 11 2024

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 5h

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 7h

The human body is a dumpster fire. You play nice, it defies you. You say fuck it then it insists on being consistent

Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 8h

I am 50. My sister is 8+ years older. Still regular as a clock. All older female relatives had hysterectomies
FML

Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 8h

Benjamin Franklin supposedly said beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

I’d say this is perhaps stronger evidence

Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 22h

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 8h

Just ran into one of the kids from the next block who gifted me a couch ~2 years back. Doing well! His former roommate/couch owner just had a baby
This is why I love living in a neighborhood

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 11h

An actual goat‬
‪@kokorozek.satan.social‬
Amazed that in the year of our lord 2025 people are still pulling the “eyyyy c‘mon you can’t hit me, it’s my birthday! I’m the birthday boy!”

‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬
‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬
What lord?

‪Ultraviolent Lights‬
‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬
"Year of Our Lord" is the English translation of Anno Domini, which refers to the Christian God and is not an implicit statement of faith, in common usage it's simply the designation we give to any year following 1 B.C. You can use C.E for "common era" if you prefer. Hope that clears things up.

‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬
‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬
Do you always get off on over explaining the bleeding obvious, or is today your birthday?

I’m sick of people barging in and making bad faith arguments without taking half a fuckin’ second to consider the possibility that I intended to challenge all theological notions— from a humanist POV..

JFC!

‪Ultraviolent Lights‬
‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬
Sorry, what does JFC stand for?

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 10h

I *knew* I was allergic but it had previously only caused a little itchiness. Thought if I only wore gloves briefly and washed hands thoroughly I’d be fine
Learned that lesson

Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 1d

The folks in community mental health are sadly nodding along

Ed Boooooo-mila @edburmila.bsky.social · 1d

Chat, I'm not sure if a system that endlessly rewards being a cruel, dishonest, soulless hack and endlessly punishes doing something useful or good is a system that will survive, or a system that we want to survive.

Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 1d

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 1d

You fucking morons, you rubes, a News Man is here to Tell It Like It Is, once more.

Brian Mann @brianmannadk.bsky.social · 1d

Thread: Look I know it's easier cognitively to just have good guys and villains, but a lot of you folks are just not dealing in facts. Andrew Cuomo was a centrist, sure, and he fought a lot with Democrats. But he also pushed some of the most progressive state policies of his era. A partial list. 1/

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 1d

“no longer any black women working at teen Vogue” !?!

Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 1d

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 1d

FILM NEWS!!

Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 1d

this is very cool: Kodak quietly relisted Kodak Gold and Ultramax on its website and confirmed to me it is selling the films directly to photography stores again. this is a big deal because for the last decade, Kodak has not controlled distribution of its own film

www.404media.co/kodak-quietl...

Kodak Quietly Begins Directly Selling Kodak Gold and Ultramax Film Again

Kodak appears to be taking back control over the distribution of its film.

www.404media.co

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 1d

Oh right, the sun is gonna set before dinnertime. Happy depression week to all those who ruminate

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · Jun 30

I've been getting mad a lot about hollow-eyed, artless money ghouls telling me what's inevitable and then I had an idea I had to draw about it.

A digital illustration in very comic book style. At the center is an 80s Punk/Mad Max/Tank Girl-type girl wearing a red cut up tee, lots of belts and a studded collar and bracelets etc, denim cutoffs over electric blue fishnets, and tall blue combat-type boots. In her hands she has a red chainsaw with a skull decoration on It that she's holding at the ready.She is reared back on one foot, having just delivered a tremendous kick to the head of a humanoid robot which is reeling backwards, face half smashed in and turned toward the viewer, arms stretched out, with flames and sparks shooting out of its neck. It's one of those retro-future streamline robot guys that you would maybe see Superman fight in a Fleischer cartoon. Behind on the left you can see from the waist up another such robot which has been dealt with similarly just before. Above and behind all this is jagged red lettering over a jagged yellow outline reading DESTROY next to dimensionalized sans-serif letters reading "A.I." (quotes included) over a 🚫 symbol. Under the reeling robot are some important anti-AI talking points rendered in rough maker-style hand lettering: 'Bad at Everything! Kill the Planet! Brain Atrophy!' I could go on but there's only so much space in one drawing. All of this has been worked up digitally to look like it's a vintage screen printed t-shirt design with cracked and worn plastisol inks. In conclusion, fuck your AI.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”

Elon Musk: Remember to vote tomorrow in New York!
Bear in mind that a vote for Curtis is really a vote for Mumdumi or whatever his name is.
VOTE CUOMO!
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jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

You want to laugh but this is how stupid and selfish the scott adamses of the world are

Twitter user @BumrahBachi pointing out that the experimental cancer treatment that Scott "Dilbert" Adams is begging Trump to help him get was developed through publicly-funded research at Johns Hopkins, Purdue, Mizzou, and the National Institute of Health and the National Cancer Institute

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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 1d

'You're adopted'

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(For the non-palaeo folks, this is in light of a newly published paper re-establishing that #Nanotyrannus, previously understood to be a juvenile #T.rex, is indeed its own genus after all.)

Single panel comic in sepia tones of a Tyrannosaurus addressing a Nanotyrannus with the words 'you're adopted,' to which the Nanotyrannus replies, 'WOW.'

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 1d

My Philly book jawn is on Thursday. Please come by. And if I may, I'd like to say at this time: Fuck Ice. Fuck Trump. Fuck AI. Free Palestine. And GO PATS! www.penandpencil.org/content.aspx...

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 1d

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Chris • Moon Rabbit Press @moonrabbitpress.bsky.social · 1d

I make letterpress and linocut prints- lots of birds and mcm objects! www.moonrabbitpress.com

Print of a black crow with it's head tilted in front of a colorful background of rectangles and circles. The title reads: My Love Of Potatoes Know No Bounds

linocut print of a Pyrex coffee carafe, printed in cream, black and metalic gold ink, in front of a pink circle.

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to the one day a year I wake up before my alarm

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aslynn @audhd-psychnp.com · Sep 24

I would like it very much if people could please stop calling our administration “psychotic”

people experiencing psychosis are generally MUCH nicer & far less dangerous than this administration

It hurts some of my favorite people’s feelings &/or is unfair to them

thank you in advance 🫶🏻

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 4d

Rivers Cuomo from Weezer keeps an Excel spreadsheet of phrases sorted by number of syllables for this purpose

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Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social · 4d

Update? Had to refill the bench twice. 250 books gone in just a few hours. A perfect night. ❤️

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 4d

I wish you Nearby and Well-Stocked clinicals 🙏
Still vividly remember 1) needing to wake up at 4am to get to a Saturday clinical in time to do prep, and 2) discovering my latex allergy was no longer Mild but Severe when a unit only stocked latex-free items for PATIENTS

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