Juniper Nest
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Juniper Nest
@junipernest.bsky.social
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Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. I do the Tuesday Night Plant Update. Also found on Mindful Wellness @mindfulwellness.bsky.social (Wed 9-ish Eastern) and Sons of Trier @SonsofTrier.bsky.social (Fri 10:15 Eastern)
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He shall be given his mouth
His heart shall not be taken from him
He shall be vindicated by Thoth

The journey of the ka of the great
PHARAOH SCHMOWMOSE II
(Big P, Little Man)

Began April 11 2024
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I make letterpress and linocut prints- lots of birds and mcm objects! www.moonrabbitpress.com
Shout out to the one day a year I wake up before my alarm
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I would like it very much if people could please stop calling our administration “psychotic”

people experiencing psychosis are generally MUCH nicer & far less dangerous than this administration

It hurts some of my favorite people’s feelings &/or is unfair to them

thank you in advance 🫶🏻
Rivers Cuomo from Weezer keeps an Excel spreadsheet of phrases sorted by number of syllables for this purpose
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Update? Had to refill the bench twice. 250 books gone in just a few hours. A perfect night. ❤️
I wish you Nearby and Well-Stocked clinicals 🙏
Still vividly remember 1) needing to wake up at 4am to get to a Saturday clinical in time to do prep, and 2) discovering my latex allergy was no longer Mild but Severe when a unit only stocked latex-free items for PATIENTS
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My sister signed me up for the Ernest fan club when I was little because I just loved Jim Varney in those ads, knowhutimeanVern
My sister signed me up for the Ernest fan club when I was little because I just loved Jim Varney in those ads, knowhutimeanVern
It’s Clive Barker, but more of a horror/comedy than the hellraisers
And how could I forget poltergeist!!!
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Fright Night (1985)
Hellraiser (1987)
People Under the Stairs (1991)
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quite literally everything i hear about the economics of this feels insane, especially given the big issue of the tools not doing what boosters say they will do. so many details make me feel very not good!
It’s so painful but I can’t stop laughing at where we used to keep the middle class
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Looking back on my cartoons
As a matter of fact, @sarahgailey.bsky.social ‘s newest one Spread Me was a disconcerting, unsettling delight. Just prior to that, @joeabercrombie.com ‘s The Devils sucked me in with the fast-paced adventure and kept me giggling throughout.
Thanks for asking!
Sounds like you have a treasure trove of SFF waiting for you! 📚✨ Libraries are such magical places! Have you read any gems from there recently? #SFF #LibraryLove
Doubtful; there was a shorter wait at the rural PNW library where I used to live (card still active and they have a great SFF selection so please don’t tell)
I can’t stop laughing because it’s too real
Où sont les mids d’antan?
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Saw an old Family Feud (Dawson!) where the question was “Name a character in James Bond films besides Bond.”
Lady says, “Oh there’s always a pretty lady with him…. Julie?”
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Then her sister says, “Is it Carol?”
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Mmm, lemme get a 3.5 gram taster of that stroboscopic effect, and… oh snap crippling anxiety is on sale? Gimme a half of that
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I always thought if I ever owned a house I’d make us “the book house” each Halloween.

Getting all the chapter books, MG reads, and YA (we had a lot of teens last year, and yes, teenagers are kids don’t be jerks to them on Halloween) sorted for tomorrow!

250 giveaway books! But also candy.
Doubtful; there was a shorter wait at the rural PNW library where I used to live (card still active and they have a great SFF selection so please don’t tell)
I take it as an excellent sign that the FIRST in the series is an estimated 4 week wait
Congrats on making it through! 🥳