Juniper Nest
@junipernest.bsky.social
Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. I do the Tuesday Night Plant Update. Also found on Mindful Wellness @mindfulwellness.bsky.social (Wed 9-ish Eastern) and Sons of Trier @SonsofTrier.bsky.social (Fri 10:15 Eastern)
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Juniper Nest
@junipernest.bsky.social
· Apr 15
He shall be given his mouth
His heart shall not be taken from him
He shall be vindicated by Thoth
The journey of the ka of the great
PHARAOH SCHMOWMOSE II
(Big P, Little Man)
Began April 11 2024
His heart shall not be taken from him
He shall be vindicated by Thoth
The journey of the ka of the great
PHARAOH SCHMOWMOSE II
(Big P, Little Man)
Began April 11 2024
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@netflix.com pay me to not be on youtube
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@netflix.com pay me to not be on youtube
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Some ~personal news~
Yes, I'm being sued by Matt Taibbi
Does that make me the realest free speech warrior?
open.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Some ~personal news~
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When you look at a photo of this guy, he always has a look on his face like he KNOWS that he is a huge piece of shit.
Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. @eoinhiggins.bsky.social is out now on all the podcast players.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7IIq...
054: Who the Hell is Matt Taibbi? feat. Eoin Higgins
Podcast Episode · Posting Through It · 11/17/2025 · 2h 1m
podcasts.apple.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When you look at a photo of this guy, he always has a look on his face like he KNOWS that he is a huge piece of shit.
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Detail from this shirt 🫡
December 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Detail from this shirt 🫡
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Sam Altman, confidently: within ten years, charlie brown will have hoes
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Sam Altman, confidently: within ten years, charlie brown will have hoes
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The days between December 25 and January 1 are the Lanthanides and Actinides of the Gregorian calendar
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The days between December 25 and January 1 are the Lanthanides and Actinides of the Gregorian calendar
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Apologies to bskyers in advance: there is no show tonight and I have the day off tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Apologies to bskyers in advance: there is no show tonight and I have the day off tomorrow
Coping and seething over ppl wearing my freshman year in high school wardrobe
2 (two) MFs sporting mustard yellow buffalo plaid in this joint
2 (two) MFs sporting mustard yellow buffalo plaid in this joint
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Coping and seething over ppl wearing my freshman year in high school wardrobe
2 (two) MFs sporting mustard yellow buffalo plaid in this joint
2 (two) MFs sporting mustard yellow buffalo plaid in this joint
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I've challenged myself to programming at least six hours of holiday weirdness and other fun this evening!
This is what I do to feel *anything* at this time of year. Come share the JOY.
This is what I do to feel *anything* at this time of year. Come share the JOY.
Happy to have found Joe Pesci's Christmas song and am excited to add it to the mix! It's under the guise of Vincent LaGuardia, so it's only playable "after hours" 😂
We'll have plenty of those this evening, as the Big Waste of Christmas Eve starts at 9pm EST and goes into the wee hours!
Join us?
We'll have plenty of those this evening, as the Big Waste of Christmas Eve starts at 9pm EST and goes into the wee hours!
Join us?
Listen - WUVT: Radio for Everyone!
www.wuvt.vt.edu
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I've challenged myself to programming at least six hours of holiday weirdness and other fun this evening!
This is what I do to feel *anything* at this time of year. Come share the JOY.
This is what I do to feel *anything* at this time of year. Come share the JOY.
Beautiful… and cute
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Beautiful… and cute
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Good morning and happy holidays, here are some classic crime novels and more recent reissues I loved reading throughout the year, and I’m making this an annual tradition for the column:
Classic Crime Novels, Newly Reissued and as Thrilling as Ever
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good morning and happy holidays, here are some classic crime novels and more recent reissues I loved reading throughout the year, and I’m making this an annual tradition for the column:
I always think I can’t respect MattyG less and then
December 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I always think I can’t respect MattyG less and then
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one little thing that really rankles about the reporting on this story is how they say she "cited" the bible. no she didn't! she alluded to it at best
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
one little thing that really rankles about the reporting on this story is how they say she "cited" the bible. no she didn't! she alluded to it at best
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Your mom works here
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Your mom works here
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Santa knows what I want and I can’t write it on the internet without getting arrested.
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Santa knows what I want and I can’t write it on the internet without getting arrested.
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RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND
December 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND
WITH MASHED POTATOES ?
Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas heads where you at
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
WITH MASHED POTATOES ?
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The ideal pronunciation of any word is when DMC says “carols” in Christmas in Hollis.
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The ideal pronunciation of any word is when DMC says “carols” in Christmas in Hollis.
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
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These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.