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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 2d

Conservatism
▸ noun
Individual responsibility for everyone but oneself.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 2d

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 5d

went to check in on this freak out of curiosity and, far from being a random, she's followed by lots of MPs current and former, journalists, think tankers, etc - once again! I feel like I'm losing my entire mind!

Hughstergeist @hughster.bsky.social · 5d

The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point

Jess Gill
@jessgillO3

I've never had curry or a kabab and don't intend to.
British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones.
Also, our national dish isn't a chicken tikka masala we only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism.
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Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 6d

just my pet lion at the park

golden retriever pictured mid-shake at the park, her ears and chest floof in motion making her look very leonine

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 8d

Bluesky’s back. Let the earnest misunderstandings and pedantic scoldings recommence.

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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 8d

👏👏👏

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Seána @grantsana.bsky.social · 9d

In line to pay in the petrol station yesterday a woman was talking to her friend and said “I swear to god I need a Valium and a box of chocolate ” and now this morning my 3 year old who overheard this convo, is asking for “a wee Valium and chocolate please.” It’s like living with a devious parrot

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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 9d

His harrumph

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 9d

Trump doesn’t like the photo lol

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13d

All my comics have happy endings!

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15d

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 19d

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 19d

Sad to think that people will use shitty AI to make their pets look like Pixar characters when Pierro is over here just effortlessly existing as a Pixar Pup 🥹

a smol dachshund-mix who looks like he was created by Pixar

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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 20d

'Very sad about Manchester, but…'

No, there's no 'but'!

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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 20d

In memoriam...

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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 20d

Nobody ever commiserates at a funeral by saying 'I'm very sorry for your loss, but…'

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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 21d

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5

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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 23d

New boy wizard book series just dropped

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kendy crush @kendycrush.bsky.social · 23d

A torrent of damning leaks is about flow out of the pentagon

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23d

Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."

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Prof Christina Pagel @chrischirp.bsky.social · 24d

Just fuck off with this. How about start the conversation by highlighting how much immigrants contribute to the UK - not least by propping up the NHS and social care system!

Also - forced volunteering is not volunteering, it's unpaid labour.