kendy crush
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went to check in on this freak out of curiosity and, far from being a random, she's followed by lots of MPs current and former, journalists, think tankers, etc - once again! I feel like I'm losing my entire mind!
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
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Bluesky’s back. Let the earnest misunderstandings and pedantic scoldings recommence.
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In line to pay in the petrol station yesterday a woman was talking to her friend and said “I swear to god I need a Valium and a box of chocolate ” and now this morning my 3 year old who overheard this convo, is asking for “a wee Valium and chocolate please.” It’s like living with a devious parrot
His harrumph
Trump doesn’t like the photo lol
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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Sad to think that people will use shitty AI to make their pets look like Pixar characters when Pierro is over here just effortlessly existing as a Pixar Pup 🥹
'Very sad about Manchester, but…'

No, there's no 'but'!
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Nobody ever commiserates at a funeral by saying 'I'm very sorry for your loss, but…'
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
New boy wizard book series just dropped
A torrent of damning leaks is about flow out of the pentagon
Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."
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Just fuck off with this. How about start the conversation by highlighting how much immigrants contribute to the UK - not least by propping up the NHS and social care system!

Also - forced volunteering is not volunteering, it's unpaid labour.
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Ruin a band with law

FOIA Fighters
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We have always been at war with Tylenol
Technologically advance a band:

LED Zeppelin
Technologically advance a band:

Alice in Handcuffs
Technologically advance a band

SpecialFX
MAC and cheese
Making it all the way through the six flags parking lot and realizing you left your wallet in the car
🎼 Hello dorkness my old friend…