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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 14d

Thank you Hannah!!

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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 15d

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

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Immortan Joe Mazzulla @fremenjake.bsky.social · 14d

Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 14d

Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15d

Heartbreaking the worst person you know meme with a beret and a cigarette hastily photoshopped in to show he’s French

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 15d

Today’s the day!!!!

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 15d

Can you delete this

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 15d

What do we all have planned for my birthday tomorrow

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 16d

Spent the weekend “in DC”

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mary @theoceanblooms.bsky.social · 18d

laughing so hard at this I’m about to rupture my diaphragm why even bother redacting his name

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 18d

Mamdani: I’m focused on affordability

Cuomo: Christopher Columbus is a personal hero

Sliwa: parade lives matter

onion person @junlper.beer · 18d

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 19d

This Instagram post censoring "hell" is another point for the "everyone is twelve now" theory.

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 18d

!!!

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18d

Every photo of Newsom he looks like Nicholson trying to hide the fact he's the joker lmao

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 19d

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Calls Out Gavin Newsom for Vetoing AI Regulation Bill: “Too Scared to Sign It”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 18d

fuck yes i can't wait for the insanely stupid schism this is gonna cause

Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 19d

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

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rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social · 18d

it's cum

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19d

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 19d

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 18d

That’s true ! Luckily I don’t text minors

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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 19d

Netflix dropping the disruptor act to actually try and make some money is an honest-to-god indication that the economy is in shambles

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 19d

AMC and Netflix have finally decided to work together.

The theater chain will show ‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ on 400 screens during Halloween with discussions ongoing on other theatrical opportunities.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19d

could be anyone!

Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 19d

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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Mike @forbesmm.bsky.social · 19d

this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳

Tweet from Adrian Bott @Cavalorn

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 19d

It’s not illegal but you better be sure before you do it

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 19d

He’s friendly!

Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 20d

Ghost turnip, Fintown, County Donegal, Ireland, c. 1900 (replica), National Museum of Ireland

Frightening face carved into a turnip to place a candle in

"In 1943 the National Museum of Ireland received a turnip lantern from a schoolteacher, Rois Ní Braonáin who was teaching near Fintown, Co. Donegal. She stated that it was the type that was always made in that locality around 1900. This plaster-cast model was created and painted by the museum artist, Eileen Barnes.

Candles were placed inside the turnips and they were used to frighten people on the night of 31 October. The pumpkin that is prevalent today is an American development of this Irish tradition." https://www.museum.ie/en-IE/Collections-Research/Collection/Top-things-to-see-in-the-Irish-Folklife-Collection/Artefact/Ghost-turnip/b202e8ea-0728-4b3d-b0f1-82660fe45ce9

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19d

*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck

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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 19d

It’s not illegal to send someone a text bluntly saying you would like to have sex with them

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