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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24d

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A Garbage Can @steakcityliars.bsky.social · Feb 8

Movie duct tape. It’s different!

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Jeremy Millar @jeremymillar.bsky.social · 1d

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Diane Keaton, sometime in the 70s, squatting down and holding an SLR

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 2d

They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.

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davidc1935.bsky.social @davidc1935.bsky.social · 2d

"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. I put them on and went out of the room."

Vintage paperback book cover of Raymond Chandler's "Farewell, My Lovely, c. 1943.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 3d

Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).

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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 3d

🥃

Billy Squier - In The Dark

YouTube video by BillySquierVEVO

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 3d

Me and bone broth are so tight these days I just call it b broth

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 4d

Don't look to me for leadership. Sometimes I let YouTube ads play until the end because I feel bad for them.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 4d

Guy in the "I Am Not Paris Hilton" hat looked really familiar.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 6d

Right on, congratulations!

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 6d

UNCONVENTIONAL: This woman ran out of hot dog buns and is having hot dog on a hamburger bun. She must manipulate its form. Hot dog reborn

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 6d

Theme of my journal: I should start writing in my journal.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 8d

Emojis and their skeletons:

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😃 (-_-)
🐌 @
🐔 <0
💚 <3
💪 La

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 10d

possible & possibly fashionable un-earnest outrage forms (partial list):

bemused
smooth
jaunty
jazzy
arch
lilting
trilling
mock-thrilled
ironic (steely)
ironic (sexy)
knowingly obsequious
Mae West

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 9d

"Ed Sheeran" sounds like a drunk person trying to remember the name "Edward Scissorhands"

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 9d

Spiritually this just feels right.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 10d

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 10d

Decorative boulders say a lot about a person.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 10d

We’re pretty sure we saw David Duchovny water skiing on the river today.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 10d

Sharing a plate of fries with a one hit wonder from the 90s who’s let her teeth go badly enough for me to notice in the dimly lit brewpub with the help of some light from the sparklers on another patron’s birthday cheesecake as the waitresses clap in unison like deranged cult members at twilight.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 11d

This is the season where I dress like a taxidermist.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11d

Please, enough questions about my hair care routine. I will reveal all at some point.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 11d

I absolutely cannot stop living my life by the #1 rule, which is party

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