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Mr. Silky

@mrsilkydmv.bsky.social

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Husband. Father. Dog owner. Not the very model of a modern major anything. Stuffs I said ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qohwmxw4z6b7nsd7ezoerrbw/feed/aaab3jnvthkbg

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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 12d

Baseball announcer 1: And the batter pees one into shallow left field.

Baseball announcer 2: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, DAVE, PEE AND SQUIRT ARE NOT THE SAME THING!

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

i just want a bodybuilder
to have their whey with me

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23h

Every jackal has its day.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Aug 21

The meek no longer want the earth thanks.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23h

Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 23h

Not to brag but people who don’t follow me are perfectly content with their lives

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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 1d

Spin Doctors: 🎶 and if you’d, like to talk for hours 🎶

Her: You mean like, on the phone? Can’t we just text?

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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 3d

The U.S. Government is out there warning that the Chinese read all of our ChatGPT searches.

Like lol okay Uncle Sam. I’m sure the Chinese really care about me wanting to know why asparagus makes my pee smell and if I can share my chips and guac with my dog.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

That's the sweatpants talking now get out there and take the blame for something you didn't do 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 16

never apologize for being yourself, unless you're in a relationship, in which case never stop apologizing

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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 6d

she’s a ten but she watches “Is It Cake?” ✨

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 17

Me: *dressed up as Captain Underpants*

Son: you have to put your cape on otherwise you'll just look like some weirdo out in his underwear

Me: yes, the cape will help prevent that