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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · Sep 3

I will say this about being thrown under the bus: the view fucking sucks, but at least you get a good look at how the machinery works.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 7h

I'm so tired of this

"ha ha, wasn't that cute how I said this city should be invaded by a dictator? aren't I so spicy?"

take away all his fucking money man

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 1h

The IDW My Little Pony comics fucking slapped

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 26

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 1h

Splines & pythons both I think.

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David in Setouchi @david.setouchi.social · 5h

Is "firm views" the new way to say "xenophobic"?

Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 5h

"Firm views"

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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 4h

apparently the new Netflix show Monster: The Ed Gein Story invented an "autogynephilia" backstory for their serial killer (because of course they did!). so time to re-up my collection of writings on this pseudoscientific zombie theory...
juliaserano.medium.com/autogynephil...

Autogynephilia, Junk Science, and Pseudoscience

plus links to my academic articles, online essays, and explainers on the topic

juliaserano.medium.com

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h

this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025

"my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists"

"your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs"

solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 2h

This thread is almost two years old. All this shit was already clogging up the tubes then, and it's only gotten worse now.

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Jan 6

In Langford's BLIT stories, after the creation and release of the BLITs every government had to ruthlessly censor all online content of images. Any site showing images could harbor a BLIT that could kill or maim countless people.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 2h

The mass firings at the CDC tonight drive home the fact that no one is coming to save us

But we can save each other

Wear a mask. Ideally a respirator like an N95

Even if you’re vaccinated. Even if you’re “not worried”

It protects you but it also protects everyone else

Bonus? Less colds & flus!

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2h

ah ha ha! Now who's laughing? XD

Darla @basicandbizarre.bsky.social · 6h

*reading Moonflow* "There is no way that mushrooms have names this bizarre in real life."

*looks up mushroom names* "Nevermind. Mycologists are weird."

Sorry for doubing you @bitterkarella.bsky.social

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 3h

this person posted an AI video (the reporter has three arms, for a start) and then turned off comments when people pointed it out, so i have to insist everybody block them. block this account right now and i'll give you a thumbs up in your mind

Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 7h

Seems like they are going after reporters who are women. They hit one w/pepper spray ammo in her car, the WGN reporter and now this.

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 4h

Oh no

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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 6h

"Pick up hobbies that let you meet like-minded people!"

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6h

This is a real video of a journalist in Chicago being arrested.

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 15h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 5h

Oh no, delay on attacks is my bane

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 5h

DO IT.
And you are, of course, correct.

Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 5h

....does he?
is
is that what those spiky things are?

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talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · 17d

feels like it’s time to say as a preemptive:
if i ever get picked up or arrested or criminally targeted by the state in general, please know i did not do anything! i’m just a reporter! it’s plain ol fascist repression. please send fun books and put money on my account so i can call my baby. ty!

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 5h

You've got an extraneous word there, 90% of gacha is horny gacha and the rest is probably horny gacha with a smaller target audience.

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 5h

Ugh, spelling riddles are the worst.

Here's one I wrote for a character I ended up never using, and I bet you'll get it:

You can spend it
You can make it
You can save it
You can take it
You can lose it
You can waste it
But no matter what you do
You will never have more than you started with.

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talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · 5h

as I said on hellsite: this has to be the dumbest pretext for targeting political enemies

“I didn’t want to overthrow the election based on things that made me genuinely believe I had to take action to help defend democracy. Some chick in a Trump beanie told me to punch a cop and I just…did it.,,”

post from fascist nutjob andy ngo: New York City Antifa member Talia Jane Ben Ora was at Jan. 6 in a MAGA costume. She was never charged with any crimes that day.

ngo’s post includes two stills with a person circled, the first person wearing a trump beanie and clearly filming with a phone. the second is a person entering a turnstile. ngo’s doing a quote tweet on a post from marjorie taylor greene where she says: “I just reviewed footage from Jan 6th. There was Antifa in the crowd, just like I and many others, always said.
Eye witnesses in the crowd were…”

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 5h

If only you knew someone in the federal government.

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OsakaJack @osakajack.bsky.social · 5h

So go in anyway! Force them to arrest you and see how long THAT holds up legally!
ACT!

Senator Dick Durbin @durbin.senate.gov · 12h

We were just denied entrance to the Broadview ICE facility in Illinois.

WHAT is the Trump Administration hiding?

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 5h

Remember: They can always tell.

Except for homophobic (transphobic, but homophobic using their own framing here) men who want sexual partners that piss them off to be raped in jail. Those men can't tell and must be coddled.

She was jailed for being trans. The sentence is rape.

UnicornsRockUK @unicornsrockuk.bsky.social · 21h

She's been jailed - to be raped every night.

She's in a male jail. Despite living as female since she was 13.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Trans woman jailed after hiding male genitalia during sex with man

Ciara Watkin, 21, concealed she had male genitalia and performed sex acts on a man she had been on a date with - before later texting him 'I'm trans, I'm sorry I didn't tell you'

www.mirror.co.uk

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SPOOOKY Spekk @spekkydoodles.bsky.social · 6h

Who dat cat? It a @jaidamack.bsky.social

I'll have to come back to these, my #furryart needs some work but these were fun to explore even if their a bit inconsistant

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Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 6h

Also fucking... notice the photograph the Mirror uses.

UnicornsRockUK @unicornsrockuk.bsky.social · 21h

She's been jailed - to be raped every night.

She's in a male jail. Despite living as female since she was 13.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Trans woman jailed after hiding male genitalia during sex with man

Ciara Watkin, 21, concealed she had male genitalia and performed sex acts on a man she had been on a date with - before later texting him 'I'm trans, I'm sorry I didn't tell you'

www.mirror.co.uk

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