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@patnspankme.bsky.social

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member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Aug 31

Please excuse me while I’m in long weekend mode.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5h

A Canadian Thanksgiving is like a regular Thanksgiving except we’re sorry it’s in October.

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 9d

really hoping for civilization to make a comeback

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 2d

bartender: the usual?

me: you know it

bartender: [takes out a wrinkle in time and begins to read to me]

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1h

Nightingale ice cream sandwiches are legit

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Kira Lynx @kiralynx.bsky.social · 16h

"Cool shoes, what do they run on?"

That one bitch who's not from the future:

Concrete?

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Saint D'Khari @saintdkhari.bsky.social · 16h

I wanna see how good I can make you feel

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 15h

I’ll follow you

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 16h

well, I’ll just retreat to my shitposting blackboard again

BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 16h

lmfaooooo

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 17h

I am deceased

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 19h

Sex and/or the City

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 18h

The Nobel Queef Prize

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

For my midlife crisis I’m either going to learn to play the drums or have a threesome. Maybe both.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t you just hate waking up and having to check if maybe your country declared war on anyone overnight?

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pass the wood bro... @passthewood.bsky.social · 17h

Trying to stop over eating I hate how much I love food

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17h

BT120

BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17h

favstar mfers

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17h

dying of dysentery sounds delightful right about now tbh

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 17h

🎶 this is the worst trip,

i've ever been

aw-yun 🎶

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t even remember how to do mastodon ffs
toots? c’mon… fuckin servers and shit jfc I don’t wanna go through all this again
WHERE IS 2012 TWITTER can’t we just go there?
fuck

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · May 19

Tell your dad I'm taking the long weekend off so I'll text him on Tuesday.

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Mr. Jones @vintagemarmite.bsky.social · 18h

i bathed
i dressed
i fed & watered myself
i brushed my teeth twice
i watched tv
i listened to my brain shrink

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 1d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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It’s Ryne @therhancock19.bsky.social · 18h

This is your moment Suarez.

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