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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20h

I'm not sure which world these people (the person Derek is clowning on, not Derek) want to live in, but a world in which working class people cannot occasionally spend $200 on a nice night out (and this was his birthday!) is a world in which every business suffers except Walmart.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?"

There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant.

Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence.

Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence.

The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 20h

TBH feels like we have less of one than when I started supporting back in 16ish

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Just now caught that autotext corrected juice to rice. Still works IMO. Rice is the juice of grain.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 3d

It's not healthy how much rice this heist is giving Blusky tonight

Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 3d

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 3d

If your opponent in a tabletop game forgets an important rule, you have an obligation to remind them even if it screws you over.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 6d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 3d

Happy anniversary to this absolute banger from @aidanmcglynn.bsky.social !!!

A tweet saying "philosophy twitter sounds a lot cooler than it actually is, and it doesn't even sound that cool" and then a self-reply reading "I guess this might just be about philosophy."

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 3d

Good god does Blusky have the juice some times

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 3d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3d

this is an amazing sitcom setup

Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 3d

Donald Trump appointed Mark Savaya, a MAGA influencer who founded a chain of marijuana dispensaries in Michigan, as his administration’s new special envoy to Iraq.

“Mark was a key player in my campaign in Michigan, where he, and others, helped secure a record vote with Muslim Americans” Trulp said

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 3d

Listen this wouldn’t be good for Florida but it WOULD be good for the world and therefore I will support it

Bridget @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social · 3d

Do I have the guy for you

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 3d

OSD’s policy priority, looking cool

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 3d

Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Caine, a fighter pilot who patrolled D.C.’s skies during 9/11, will again fly the Air Force’s F-16 while Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will be a passenger in a Navy F/A-18 in Nevada on Sunday.

Gen. Caine, Hegseth to fly in fighter jets during Nevada demonstration

Joint Chiefs Chairman Dan Caine, who patrolled D.C.’s skies during 9/11, will again fly the Air Force’s F-16, and Pete Hegseth will be a passenger in a Navy F/A-18.

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 3d

The Nobel Committee has a chance to do the funniest thing next year

Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 3d

Meet the founder of the Amphiba anti-terror network.🐸

Meet the Portland protest frog that started a movement

YouTube video by The Oregonian

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 4d

Sabrina Carpenter has the energy of a secondary Batman villain (complimentary)

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 4d

*Picard voice* There are two rails!!!

Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 4d

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 4d

Someone should let him fly

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4d

Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."

AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.

Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 4d

He genuinely thinks CrossFit plus "Lethality" minus legality equals victory

Brad Duplessis @bradduplessis.bsky.social · 4d

A one-trick pony.

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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 4d

Holy shit I just saw the Chat GPT recipe commercial for the first time and I might punch a wall.

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ændra. @aendra.com · Dec 17

The best time to add safety features was before dropping the invite wall.

The second best time was before adding engagement features.

The third best time was before the post-election traffic.

The fourth best time was before harassment networks joined.

The fifth best time is like now, I guess???