Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
The internet is for making up kinds of guys. That's it.
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
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Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
· Oct 24
𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔣ä𝔥𝔦𝔤
...asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo.
Look I know there's a lot going on in the world but I also just learned that doordash thinks buffalo wild wings is a "gastropub"
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Look I know there's a lot going on in the world but I also just learned that doordash thinks buffalo wild wings is a "gastropub"
Hegseth was absolutely that O1/2/3 who got pissed at his S3 NCOIC for having a "no ESPN in the TOC during {whatever}" policy.
Hegseth: "Ok now ask Grok where it's at on a map."
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hegseth was absolutely that O1/2/3 who got pissed at his S3 NCOIC for having a "no ESPN in the TOC during {whatever}" policy.
Temporally-reversed dermatic determinism
Something poetic about President Thin Skin physically embodying his defining trait
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Temporally-reversed dermatic determinism
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For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
It seems like between epstein and whatever health shit is going on with Trump that they're trying to get to the pogromming in a rush before it all crashes down. Vile people.
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It seems like between epstein and whatever health shit is going on with Trump that they're trying to get to the pogromming in a rush before it all crashes down. Vile people.
There are times when I miss philosophy, but then I sit down to read the stuff that should be inspiring (Bachelard in this mornings case) and just still...nothing. Still feels like the fallout from a horrible breakup. Good thing I'm only teaching for one more semester.
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There are times when I miss philosophy, but then I sit down to read the stuff that should be inspiring (Bachelard in this mornings case) and just still...nothing. Still feels like the fallout from a horrible breakup. Good thing I'm only teaching for one more semester.
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this is the straightest conversation about gay sex I've ever seen
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
this is the straightest conversation about gay sex I've ever seen
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Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
Evergreen
"You are not the Charli XCX of bread. That's not...that's not a thing that's even possible. Go to bed."
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Evergreen
Honestly, I asked some boring-ass questions, and this tracks
I always tell students if you ask a good question the article will write itself
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Honestly, I asked some boring-ass questions, and this tracks
Decided to play through my top songs if the year and...yeah...vast majority are simply good smoking songs. Which is odd because for many years the description would be, if course "Sad Dad." and now that I'm actually a dad my Spotify age is 29.
two women are sitting at a table with straws in their drinks looking at each other
ALT: two women are sitting at a table with straws in their drinks looking at each other
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Decided to play through my top songs if the year and...yeah...vast majority are simply good smoking songs. Which is odd because for many years the description would be, if course "Sad Dad." and now that I'm actually a dad my Spotify age is 29.
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grilled cheese sandwich with smoked gouda and guanciale on honey wheat with cherry jam, toasted in a pan with garlic infused oil
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
grilled cheese sandwich with smoked gouda and guanciale on honey wheat with cherry jam, toasted in a pan with garlic infused oil
"The louder your voice, the more you know what you're talking about."
I need to not watch the NFL out of boredom
I need to not watch the NFL out of boredom
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"The louder your voice, the more you know what you're talking about."
I need to not watch the NFL out of boredom
I need to not watch the NFL out of boredom
"Broken Ale" is a 10/10 name for a very fabulous brewery
December 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Broken Ale" is a 10/10 name for a very fabulous brewery
Lorde wrote a hit song about such excess
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lorde wrote a hit song about such excess
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where will she strike next
December 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
where will she strike next
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I love the PopTarts Bowl so much
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I love the PopTarts Bowl so much
Under WOKE 2 it will be
I think it’s criminal for a discourse to emerge from something written in the NYTimes
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Under WOKE 2 it will be
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
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I do not fear the Menswear Guy. what's he going to tell me about myself that I am not already acutely aware of. "you dress like you don't respect yourself" good eye ace
The fact the Menswear Guy is actively dunking on the Bsky user base now instead of just cross-posting the threads where he does that to Twitter users should terrify all of us.
true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I do not fear the Menswear Guy. what's he going to tell me about myself that I am not already acutely aware of. "you dress like you don't respect yourself" good eye ace
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Worse. YOUTUBE CHANNELS
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Worse. YOUTUBE CHANNELS
I stayed up all night Christmas eve to make three different of french toasts. Literally fell asleep on the floor as the kids were ripping paper around me. Fun 36 hours
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I stayed up all night Christmas eve to make three different of french toasts. Literally fell asleep on the floor as the kids were ripping paper around me. Fun 36 hours