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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 10h

I ranked @broxey.bsky.social’s favorite clothiers

Sportive Podcast @thesportive.com · 10h

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Friday night Sportive? Friday night Sportive.

#381: All News is Good News | The Sportive

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 1d

New meme format

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus god

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 1d

they had a food truck at the Costco Business Center and I still think about that burger.

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 1d

Holy moly

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 1d

this has nothing to do with Taylor Swift, don't you fucking DARE draw me into The Discourse

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 1d

giardiniera as a topping = 5/5 Hell Yeah, Brothers

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 1d

only one "n" in Hartzman, anyway here's another www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cK...

Wednesday - Townies (Official Video)

YouTube video by WednesdayVEVO

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 1d

Karly Hartzmann is my favorite lyricist going right now www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE0w...

Wednesday - Elderberry Wine (Official Video)

YouTube video by WednesdayVEVO

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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 2d

Harrison Bader was 12 years old when "Oxford Comma" came out (and is in the video) www.inquirer.com/phillies/har...

Harrison Bader brings rhythm to the Phillies. His cousin, Chris Baio, does the same as the bassist for Vampire Weekend.

Harrison Bader brought his rock star looks to the Phillies. His cousin, Vampire Weekend bassist Chris Baio, is a real rock star. And the two are fans of one another.

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 2d

Johnny Marr is a genius if you can deal with Mozz

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 3d

@rossraihala.bsky.social she’s stealing your take

Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 3d

Julia Roberts explains we should listen to the Smiths even if Morrissey's problematic

Julia Roberts Explains We Should Listen To The Smiths Even If Morrissey’s Problematic

Morrissey and the Smiths come up in After The Hunt, director Luca Guadagnino’s new movie starring Julia Roberts, Ayo Edebiri, Andrew Garfield, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Chloë Sevigny. As Time’s review ex...

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 3d

Wild that this is how @normcharlatan.bsky.social doxxed himself

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 3d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 3d

Pablo Picasso was alive at the same time as Adam Scott. bsky.app/profile/raxk...

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 3d

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 3d

objectively perfect

Beastie Boys - Jimmy James (Official Music Video)

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 3d

Move over “Slouching Towards Bethlehem”, there’s a new three word phrase in the zeitgeist

Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 3d

Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.

A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 4d

Trev, just always assume a camera is always on you.

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 4d

Taylor Swift singing about how much she loves premarital, non-procreative sex with his himbo teammate must drive Harrison Butker nuts.

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 4d

“my sons will be taking over the poultry factory”

blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 4d

showing up to grandpa's will reading like

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 4d

Autumn is LITERALLY closing in, bill

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 4d

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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 5d

Okay let me see if I have this right: OpenAI is running commercials featuring questions that you used to be able to answer via a simple web search, only now this doesn’t work because the web search results are now filled with useless OpenAI slop?

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 5d

Not even the Vikings

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