Randolph Lee Welty
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Randolph Lee Welty
@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
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That’s an old picture. I look much worse now. Smart enough to know I’m stupid. FKA PorcupineEeyore
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I cannot stress enough that I have only ever wanted to be a good guy in a bad world if you ever wonder what truly “radicalized” me.

I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
Back in the day when I had dreams of being a pro wrestler, enrolled in a school and everything, my entrance music for the character I envisioned for myself would have been My Hero.
Without saying Best Of You, fav Foo Fighters Song?
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Jeffery Epstein, namesake of the world famous Epstein Ballroom in Washington DC?
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The Epstein Ballroom it is
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
“I posted my family pictures there for strangers to gawk at, but hulk hogan took it away from me!” I repeatedly scream as the men with the white coats lead me back to the van.
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No, and what he's doing now isn't legal, either. It is, on the more important point of how it's being funded, insanely unconstitutional. But not everything is fixable by litigation, even constitutional violations. Some parts are up to Congress to enforce or else they simply aren't enforced at all.
As a matter of current law, could the president just…knock down the entire White House? Just raze the whole thing to the ground?
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Andrew Cuomo: Zohran Mamdani is a fetus

Zohran Mamdani: Here's my plan for the future

Curtis Sliwa: This is about you people. And after this I will be streaking through Times Square
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Remember when we got mad at. Kellyanne Conway for putting her feet on the sofa?
Man, now I’m mad about that again.
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listen we all know how to solve this

make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏
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the Platner discourse has frustrating echoes of the Newsom discourse, in that people seem to want us to just give up now and lock in without waiting to see if something better turns up. this isn't blackjack! we can keep asking the dealer to turn over more cards for like another YEAR
Anyone telling you this spells doom in Maine is being silly.

It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.

And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
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Applause on the Senate floor for Sen. Jeff Merkley D-OR, as he wraps up after over 22 hours. That will be the fourth longest speech in Senate history.
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Happily revisiting R.A. the Rugged Man’s chat with John Carpenter aka “the gold standard of interviews”
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"They'Il tell you that the
arts and humanities aren't
practical and then read
poetry at funerals and
weddings, cry over films,
and search for meaning in
ancient philosophy.

Surviving is one type of
practicality, knowing why
we bother is another."

-On The Importance of The Arts & Humanities
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grimaces in "obama never closed gitmo"
What worries me is that if the Republic somehow holds together and we see a Democratic administration again, they are going to keep everything. ICE, the ballroom, the insane tariff and foreign policy movements, bombing boats in the Pacific and Caribbean. And no truth commission.
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None of this is legal! People are choosing to break the law! Other people are choosing not to hold them accountable! What the fuck!!!
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the destruction of the white house makes me irrationally angry. and its even worse that the people who are supposed to be representing my anger, the democrats, dont say shit.
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Target eliminated. Clean shot
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti
True poasting sniper.

One post. One kill.
like the literal least problematic thing about him
My mom’s husband found brand new really good/expensive ones at one of the thrift stores he frequents.
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Using our resources to invest in housing makes more sense than handing billions to Wall Street in return for beta.
The candidates on the debate stage will make a lot of promises about ending the housing crisis. But how will we pay for it?

Here’s the thing – we already have the money. It’s in Albany. We just don’t have the vision.

🔥Watch my first TV ad: “More Housing, Lower Costs.”
Did not thank us for our attention to this matter though.
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Trump helpfully explains that his tariffs are the reason beef prices are so high.
Now Trump is attacking American ranchers
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“Hi, I’m running for Senate, and I will not rest until you’ve seen my whole body”