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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23h

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 1d

🧵, as they say:

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

Mamdani says that six years ago, a well-meaning uncle told him that he didn't have to tell people he was Muslim

Screenshot of Mamdani on TV live stream, in a suit, standing with other Muslims in front of mosque.

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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 1d

A good and healing thread.

Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social · 1d

Timeline cleanse! Post a beautiful or adorable thing, please.

A black cat lounging against a black and tab terrier (it's hard to tell where one begins and the other ends, but not in a creepy way).

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 8d

filthy-rat on tumblr: "stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal"

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 1d

Every morning before the first cup of coffee

Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛🧟‍♀️👻 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 1d

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 1d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Sara Wilcox @sawilcox28.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character from the movie the incredibles is asking where is his supersuit ?

Alt: Frozone from The Incredibles asks, “Where is my supersuit ?!?”

media.tenor.com

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 1d

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 3d

If you've never watched "Creature Commandos," then you missed out on the delight that is G.I. Robot, built during WWII w/the sole mission of killing Nazis & who takes inordinate delight in landscapes strewn with dead Nazis. G.I. Robot is the catharsis we all need.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drs5...

The best of G.I.Robot

YouTube video by The Daft Robot

www.youtube.com

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 2d

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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Sara Wilcox @sawilcox28.bsky.social · 2d

What it’s like inside my head.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

I used to know a guy with a really messy room who would put a little weed in a bunch of these then close his eyes and throw them randomly in his room so that when he would get low he would get motivated to clean

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

Lol everyone knows that's where mom kept her weed

Image of a film canister with the words: A lot of kids have no clue what this is or what it's used for

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Sarah @schtimpy27.bsky.social · 2d

It’s my favorite photo time of the year!

David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 2d

Comedy Wildlife Awards 2025 – in pictures

From a red-throated loon touching down on water, to good and bad hair days, and an airborne squirrel, here is a selection of the finalists in this year’s Nikon Comedy Wildlife awards

www.theguardian.com

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 3d

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT

Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage

More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age

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Sara Wilcox @sawilcox28.bsky.social · 2d

a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference

Alt: Captain America says, “l understood that reference.”

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 2d

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

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Allison @dorothea-ah-ah.bsky.social · 2d

Hey. So now that SNAP is being cut and people will be struggling further to feed their families, I wanted to share a really good resource for finding food pantries in your area you can utilize or support depending on your situation.

Go to www.gethelp.org and then go to “food” & type in your zip!

www.gethelp.org

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 2d

This is Wilson. He's attempting to lick the peanut butter off his nose. Just hasn't figured out how his tongue works yet. 12/10 (TT: fitler.furry.friends)

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 2d

This is how you blurb

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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 2d

If anyone can help @catvalente.bsky.social get the dog of a family member who passed unexpectedly moved cross country please contact them.

Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 2d

This is what I’m trying to put together here—the orgs who do this understandably all need 2-3 week lead time and we don’t have that before the shelter will release her.

Can anyone take an OR—points west leg or a middle—Midwest?

M.L. Humphrey @mlhumphrey.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe arrange a chain of folks who could move the dog cross country to you? Each person drives it four hours or so and hands off to the next? Would require one day from each person in the chain.

(One of my fears is that I pass and my poor pup has nowhere to go. I'm sure I'm not alone in that.)

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 2d

The Pallas Cat Seer of Truths says, "No, it isn't Friday yet, sorry."

A huge fluff of a Pallas cat sits amid their grassy throne as if sprawled among cushions in the most exotic, smoke-filled tent in this magical bazaar, dispensing wisdoms deeper even than her fur. Paws tucked in, huge tail wrapped around her, a face caught in a thoughtful expression matching the visions in her mind; somebody, somewhere, is opening a tin of what they call Too Nar. You can recreate this at home by having your tabby cat knock the spider plant from the shelf and then sit in the wreckage.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 2d

By a fun coincidence, the estimated total number of observable stars in the Universe is about a mole (1E23)

But 1 mole of water molecules is about 1 tablespoon, 18 mL.

So, there are more molecules in a tablespoon of water than all the (observable) stars in the Universe!

Happy Mole Day 2025!

c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · Oct 23

Happy Mole Day, 10/23.

Your science history fact for the day: Avogadro's constant was coined by physicist Jean Perrin (shown) who defined it as the number of molecules in 16 grams of oxygen & proposed it be named after Amedeo Avogadro, who had died 4 years previously.

Jean Perrin, photograph. He has tousled fine white hair, a well-groomed beard, and wears a suit. He has an energy of enthusiasm and motion.

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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like this needs re-upping.

Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · Mar 30

Relatable.

A note on a hotel doorknob that reads: Good morning. That isn't blood on the bedsheets. I dropped a pork chop on the bed... The incident itself really sums up who I am as a person. Regards - Dylan Wilson.

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A Catbus on Elm Street @hayao.lol · 2d

there are good posts everywhere for those with eyes to see

mastodon post from user Madcollector
madcollector@retro.pizza
It's been 3 days since the Louvre heist and the culprit is still at large

Feather McGraw holding a large diamond

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