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@sharonz.bsky.social
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I used to be about jewelry but holy f*ck*ng sh*t this is now a place for screaming...and also jewelry, ethics, and small business thoughts. San Francisco anti-doomlooper. She/Her Shop my Bookshop affiliate lists - https://bookshop.org/shop/sharonzjewelry
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sharonz.bsky.social
Hi. HELLO. About that BOI filing that some of you are starting to receive notices about - double check that letter/email/phone call for details because it could be a scam.

To be clear, filing a BOI is a legit thing that some businesses will need to do, but the FILING IS FREE
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kellydmcc.bsky.social
Hey, sci-fi and fantasy folks, if you happen to know folks who are involved with various estates in the field, do tip them a hat about the Anthropic settlement. Agencies do not get $ out of the deal and may not remember to talk to estate clients. My agent was worrying about estates not being alerted
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: if frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster then how is the bride of frankenstein the bride of the monster not the doctor

CHATGTP: *implodes*
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
if anyone has recs for activism opportunities in southern california where they need a middle aged white lady to show up and be a huge bitch between the hours of 9am and 2pm, please let me know
sharonz.bsky.social
Rewatching The Firm and this film could have been over in less than 12 minutes if anyone had listened to Jeanne Tripplehorn.
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anildash.com
Would be a good time to shut down Dreamforce. If I have friends who are still speaking there, this is a good reason to cancel.
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botmatrix.myatproto.social
I know I have Salesforce friends and I know this is a company that has acquired a lot of functional teams, and where people feel a strong sense of togetherness and pride

It's never too late to rethink who you lend your vocal support & name to
anildash.com
Would be a good time to shut down Dreamforce. If I have friends who are still speaking there, this is a good reason to cancel.
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erinbiba.bsky.social
And I am saying this as an atheist Jew!! Something that the capital A Internet Atheists constantly tell me is impossible, by the way, because they are apparently the arbiters of all religion despite their cavernous ignorance.
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Absolutely love this twitter classic:
Exchange between two twitter users. A man called Scott Castaneda write to Tom Morella, "I use to be a fan until your political opinions come out. Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is political bs when I'm listening to music. As far as I'm concerned you and pink are completely done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base." User Howard Finklestein replies, "What 'machine' did you think he was raining against? The dishwasher?"
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amaditalks.bsky.social
What do you mean that Diane Keaton is dead and Woody Allen is still alive? What? What is this cosmic joke?
sharonz.bsky.social
Le sigh. I was really hoping that the silver lining to the shut down would be the cancellation of the Blue Angels but apparently they brought in some ringers.
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sharonz.bsky.social
Mine too and I thank you for your service!
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chanda.blacksky.app
Atheist proselytizers are the religious proselytizers I’m most likely to come into contact with and they’re just as annoying as all of the other ones I experience
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kmaustinyoung.bsky.social
Marc Benioff sucks, pass it on.
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Guy in private plane doesn’t like that he has to hire more security to address his personal concerns about crime so he is happy to have the president push guardsmen into the city at taxpayer expense.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
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finalgirlboss.bsky.social
They are ugly af too. Like Borg ships in dry dock. You couldn’t repurpose data centers for anything but storage cuz they’re just incompatible with life.
bbolander.bsky.social
what the fuck do you even do with all the data centers when this bubble goes nuclear? have you ever been in a data center? they are freezing cold computer barns built specifically to house racks of servers, that's all they're fucking good for
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bbolander.bsky.social
what the fuck do you even do with all the data centers when this bubble goes nuclear? have you ever been in a data center? they are freezing cold computer barns built specifically to house racks of servers, that's all they're fucking good for
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
sharonz.bsky.social
Embrace it. You create bespoke typos on behalf of humanity.
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