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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · Dec 6

PRIEST: do you have the ring

ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 2h

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 3h

that sounds delightful 😂😱

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 1d

My slutty Ron Howard costume is coming along nicely

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

[best read with a French accent]

“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”

2 photos of a fluffy black-and-white cat with a pencil-thin mustache. They appear to he looking up and speaking in the first, scowling in the second.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 1d

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 1d

EVERYONE: release the Epstein files

TRUMP: Stephen Miller and I will eat a husky toddler on Tik Tok this Sunday at 8pm (Eastern)

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

I've never heard of anything weird

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 1d

wait till you hear about news™️

Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂☠️

Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 3d

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Aug 14

Overdoing “on the other hand” alternatives for dinner to impress my octopus date

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 4d

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 4d

DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system

ME: is there anything you can do

DOCTOR: no you did them all

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 4d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 4d

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4d

yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words

TV screen shot of skier with lower third reading “CAN ERIK READ.”

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 5d

Life level - more anxiety than a crip at a blood drive

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · May 3

You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 6d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 6d

WHOMST?!?!

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 6d

AND HOW IS IT?

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 6d

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