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some colour mage

@somecolourmage.bsky.social

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programmer, made a streaming app you maybe used, @finalfantasywiki.bsky.social admin / CSS guy / bad poster he/him preferred | 30-something | no porn but sometimes NSFW, no minors pls FFXIV: Wilhelm Barker (Bismarck)

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · Feb 25

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bitch eating crackers (plural bitches eating crackers)

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

no ❤️

a message from windows 11 telling me to free up disk space so that it can run updates, something I'm deliberately preventing it from doing

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Rob "Xemu" Fermier @xemu.bsky.social · 14h

This is insanely bad for anyone doing game development. Who the hell knows what Gaming Copilot is doing with your screen captures, but it almost certainly isn't compliant with your NDA.

mcc @dryad.technology · 16h

If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on

doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...

Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests

Gaming Copilot, rolling out now to Windows 11, adds a new attack surface to Windows.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

Twitter conversation:
kthorjensen: Didn't know that Matt Gaetz's fiancee is VR soy-pepe Palmer Luckey's sister. I guess pedophiles really do stick together
palmerluckey: Is there a reason you think I am a pedophile, or are you just an idiot?
kthorjensen: Just playing the odds

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, geez, Auggy, either grow up a little or take your fight to a more appropriate venue like a Waffle House

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Abram Buehner @abrambuehner.bsky.social · 3d

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 4d

what if he said "I'm a cuckster" and threw you away from your wife

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 3d

tfw you spend over a year being so unpleasant that your dumb anime villain speech can be thrown back in your face

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Xiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · 4d

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 4d

Mr. Dapper is either in on it or the thieves don’t have a chance escaping his superior investigation skills, there is no in-between.

Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 4d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

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Squeaki💖🧡💜🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · Aug 16

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 6d

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WobblyPython: 🐍 @wobblypython.bsky.social · 6d

You wanna see a cease and desist happen in real time?

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 6d

holy shit

hey if it works it works

some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 6d

he's spent years dodging drama to build up for this moment, possibly the most important thing he's ever done

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 7d

I challenge the methodology in this chart b/c there is nothing to distinguish online dating via mobile app (demeaning, soul-draining, numbers game wherein profit is leeched from your suffering) vs online dating via flirting in the DMs (principled, skill-based, derived from human traditions of rizz)

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 7d

The reason people do NOT opt out of online dating, despite its engineered horrors, is because increasingly it's the only dating. Period.

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 7d

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

I think the extra context is helpful sometimes! surely I'm not the only person who sometimes reads something wrong the first time lol

some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

I'm starting to suspect that bluesky didn't account for somebody using all 2k characters for the alt text

thank god it starts collapsed

screenshot of the image being replied to, with full alt text showing. the image has been shrunk so much it is now a dot at the top of the screen

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

no ❤️

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

which is fine I'm not a huge fan either but come on now

some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

just saying I'm constantly of the belief that a bunch of people never actually liked pokemon because they keep coming up with ideas of what it is that consistently contradict what the people who make this stuff have been telling them what it is since 1996

some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

in the same game one town is a slum because it isn't a suitable location for a sports arena

some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

one of the games final conflicts is caused by a billionaire power magnate who wants people to know that he's the one who is fixing every single one of their problems right now while your side is pointing out that the problem that we know won't occur before next Tuesday can wait for next Tuesday

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some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

(never mind the fact that you still have to buy treatment if you want to be able to do so outside of a hospital

or Po Town)

some colour mage @somecolourmage.bsky.social · 7d

Americans will see a world with free health care and think everything must be perfect