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Lizzy

@stonedeva.bsky.social

14K followers 1.9K following 6.5K posts

brown ground, crocs enthusiast, cat lady Mastodon https://mas.to/@Stoned_Deva_ my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Dec 23

Misery not only loves company... it also appreciates an audience

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 23h

miss the simpler times when everyone just ate tide pods and stormed area 51

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

My thoughts aren’t crazy, they’re eclectic.

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 1d

if someone knocks on the bathroom door while i’m using it i tell them i’m breastfeeding

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 4d

does anybody wanna tell me wtf is going on here

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4d

is british trader joe’s tradeur joues

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

Friday vibes

Kirsten Dunst stares into the distance while holding a cigarette with a seriously long ash and drinking red wine from a plastic cup... captioned
"I'm so tired of everything."

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

i would never use a reminders app. i have enough apps reminding me about things. i want an app that makes me forget.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 2d

i give up

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 4d

Okay seriously though for a minute, y’all.

Thank you for 4K.

Every single one of you helps me hold on to hope that things will get better.

I’ve nearly lost it a few times in the last few years. And if I didn’t have my silly little jokes and you folks, I would have.

Thank you. I love you.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 2d

frat boys suck

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2d

[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol

stats: 570 toots, following 437 & 500 followers on mastodon @brit@ohai.social

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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 2d

The one consolation i take from the Phillies season ending: at least i won't have to think about which players would go to the White House if they win the World Series.