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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · Jul 16

you with your chatgpt girlfriend

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 10h

All my AK's gone

Cecilia D'Anastasio @cecianasta.bsky.social · 12h

New: The market for Counter-Strike skins fell $1.75 billion overnight -- that's 25%.

Investors dumped money into the digital item market amid concerns about the S&P 500 and crypto. Then, last night, Valve pushed a market-breaking update to the game

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 12h

i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 12h

someone use these to record ICE. fastest way to get this shit shut down

404 Media @404media.co · 13h

Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a $60 to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers around the country.

🔗 www.404media.co/how-to-disab...

A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light

Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...

www.404media.co

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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 1d

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say “everyone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says “everyone is anally until they aren’t”

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 2d

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 3d

We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone’s soooo mad at Trump for doing a simple remodel of the White House yet no one cared when Bush did the same to the Pentagon and also some skyscrapers smdh

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2d

why the hell are they confirming trump's judges when trump's speaker of the house won't swear in Grijalva?

Senate Press Gallery @senatepress.bsky.social · 2d

By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 2d

It's good to ask questions because you might just learn something!

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 2d

maybe I'm a little slow, but did he censor the word "God"

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 2d

two houston baseball players shake hands in the dugout

Alt: George Springer waves to someone off screen after getting on base in the world series against the Dodgers

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 2d

I hope Springer hits another 5 homers against the Dodgers.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3d

you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball

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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 3d

The White House (2028)

Picture of Biff Tannen's casino from "Back to the Future Part II". The sign says "Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise" and includes a picture of him burning a wad of cash with his lit cigar.

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NPR @npr.org · 3d

Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.

When books were being pulled from Iowa classrooms, these teens started an after-school club to read them

Three Iowa City West high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 3d

great, now I've got that song stuck in my head!

🎶 California LA-AAAAAAAADY 🎶

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 3d

I was looking for SHORT TERM 12 and you did not disappoint!

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Tim Goens @timgoens.bsky.social · 3d

She saved the world a lot

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5d

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 4d

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.