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Tron's evil twin brother Troff

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social

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He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Consequentialist getting increasingly fed up with your deontological bullshit. I appreciate The Muppets on a deeper level than you.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 1d

My new song "Smogberry Pie," an "American Pie" parody all about The Dr. Demento Show, is now available at @thefump.bsky.social!
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The FuMP - Smogberry Pie by Tony Goldmark

As I'm sure everyone who frequents this site already knows all too well, The Dr. Demento Show comes to an end this weekend after 55 glorious years of mad music and crazy comedy. And what better way to...

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 37m

It's dangerous to say, but since it is true, it's more dangerous to not say: The Supreme Court of the United States is not a legitimate body. It's been deliberately and systematically captured by ideologues on behalf of an anti-Constitutional project, and its extremist members have been bribed.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 47m

Eh, it's not the Clerks clip but it'll do.

Dr. Demento to me: youtu.be/OLBvwo_n6QA?...

YOU'RE 36!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

YouTube video by GOLDEN APE

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 49m

Now wait just a goshdarned minute - you're not accusing the honorable Mr. Andy Ngo of LYING, are you?!?

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Dr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 22h

Can anyone show me any news article, photo, or video of the costumed Portland protesters doing “violent extremism” or any leaked messages from Antifa headquarters discussing their evil plans to have more people wear inflatable costumes to mask their faces so they can do violent acts. Anyone?

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 19h

A fair number of problems seem downstream from the fact that the best way to be a human is to grow, change, and evolve but the best way to be successful online is to never change and always double, triple, and quadruple down every time you are wrong.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 1h

Okay Python was actually #10. Pretty sure Al's still #1 though.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 8h

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 8h

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 2h

If the Portland frogs REALLY want to fuck with the National Guard, each frog should stay completely motionless except when only ONE specific National Guardsman is looking.

a cartoon frog wearing a top hat and holding a baton

ALT: a cartoon frog wearing a top hat and holding a baton

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Son of Sandor @sonofsandor.bsky.social · 9h

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💥LazarAAWOOOTagWolf @lazartagwolf.bsky.social · 8h

No one did this but the voters.
The voters did this.
American voters did this.
People who refused to vote for Kamala Harris did this.
There are zero excuses.
Don’t’ call them.
Do t take their calls.
Don’t have dinner with them.
Scrape together some dignity.
Go no contact.

Angie Rasmussen @angierasmussen.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.

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Randy Herman, but a ghost @randyhermanlaw.com · 15h

Somehow inflatable frog suits are the opposite of tiki torches

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 2h

I haven't listened to the entire episode yet (it's a LONG one) but we'll see.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 2h

If those frogs show up again for Pride Month, Alex Jones' head might literally explode.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 17h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 1d

Me, 2025, I hope Portland frog doesn’t milkshake duck.

Past me: Are you having a stroke?

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slowhed @slowhed-comics.bsky.social · 1d

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Michele Okoh |🖤🩶🤍💜|🔺🐘 @okohlaw.bsky.social · 10h

It’s the Portland way.

LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 4h

I am the 36th most requested artist in the entire history of The Dr. Demento Show.

It hasn't fully kicked in yet. Holy shit.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 4h

No but seriously, this is a tremendous honor. And though the Doc unfortunately didn't have enough time to play one of my songs (his final show is long enough as-is, fair enough) he DID play a short audio message I sent him, so...yeah, my voice was heard on the very last Dr. Demento Show.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 4h

I mean...damn.

If the Knuckleheadz, who were right behind me, had just gotten a FEW MORE REQUESTS, I could've made an amazing Kevin Smith reference.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 4h

The Dr. Demento Show finale, which just got released to subscribers, is mostly a countdown of the forty most-requested songs in the entire history of his show, but at various moments he paused to read off the top forty ARTISTS in the history of the show...

...And I'm #36.

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herostratus356.bsky.social @herostratus356.bsky.social · 5h

Getting people to laugh at fascists as well as disproving the excuse that the cities fascists target are warzones is a small but necessary part of fighting them.

The far left hates the idea that beating fascism will be long, slow, and take self-control instead of self-indulgent rage and violence.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 1d

Not only this is amazing because part of fascism is the destruction of joy but it also makes it look ridiculous that the military is being deployed to put a stop to this

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

War is hell, Portland style

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James K Gunn @jameskgunn.bsky.social · 18h

Like Disney has been making these god-awful live action remakes for 15 fucking years… and general audiences still haven’t gotten the fucking message.

youtu.be/CKs3Zgez0uk?...

If The Movie Stinks...just Don't Go!

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 23h

Don't worry, American culture was also threatened by the ninja turtles based on nothing but "New is bad, old is good"

An ad with classic cartoon characters Fred Flintstone, Dennis the Menace, and Woody Woodpecker with the caption "Turtles Come And Turtles Go, But We Go On Forever"

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