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Uffdafuckingda

@uffdada.bsky.social

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Gen X and still feral. Guardian of cosmic ideas. Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m Follow them https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/lists/3lgkvygppcf27

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · Mar 27

Just remember that your superpower…is surviving.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 1d

Hot and funny is my vibe.

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Fern Renee @fernrenee.bsky.social · 15h

Sometimes, it is all you really need.

An image of text on a black center with white torn edges that reads:
A warm fire,
a bottle of sweet red wine,
a fat blunt,
and a slow fuck.
Terribly needed things.
Fern Renee

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 7h

Why is it called marriage and not a series of unfortunate events?

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2d

*lips on mic*

BYE BYE YANKEES

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2d

Always the ex wife, never the trophy wife.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry I called you a fucker but it will happen again.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2d

Fucker (flirting)

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 1d

That’s harsh

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 23d

Drop a meme

*no political shit, because i said so

SpongeBob character lamenting the fact there's no flavor in the pussy

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 1d

I do…Sshhhh. ;)

Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to High five the fellas in the men’s bathroom like we just won a championship and they’re looking at me asking why my hands are wet.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry. Most of your profiles make me not want to follow you back 👀🥴.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry I’m late, I was busy getting a tattoo.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 3d

Another tattoo would fix me.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 4d

I think I’m in love, guys…

A dm:

Am Hoffman Jimmy
I live in the state
What the you do for living

I always knew I would marry a man named Hoffman!!!!
I smuggle diamonds in my vagina for the Mexican cartel

Wow that great

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 4d

I have needs

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4d

i don’t see no cape. supermoon my ass

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 4d

Just cause

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𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen @motherofbeanz.bsky.social · 4d

Kiss me. I taste like marshmallows and bad decisions.

🦇the antisocialite🦇 @ladylofi.bsky.social · 4d

Kiss me. I taste like rum and coke

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 4d

Kiss me. I taste like sass and red moscato

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 4d

Kiss me. I taste like your grandpa.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5d

I have nothing in common with people who don’t like boobs.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 4d

Seeing things clearer now I should have been an optometrist.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Jun 14

Day drinking at an outdoor concert would fix me.

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Count Coachula Returns @coachmark25.bsky.social · 5d

Will you let me take you down to Kokomo?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 5d

I’m scrolling the Discover feed and wow things are really awful hang on that’s my Following feed anyone have a bucket of alcohol

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