👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates)
@violetmusing.bsky.social
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It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
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isomorphism.net
Man, sometimes it's just a day where you can do no right, amirite.
violetmusing.bsky.social
I keep ending up in the "Discover" feed.
It freaks me out.
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andreyasasylum.bsky.social
Once you’re over 40, getting 10,000 steps a day is meaningless. You just get to stay fat.
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erikwb.bsky.social
Sea pups in the waters of the Sea of Cortez. 🌿🦑🦭

#sealions #baja #mexico #underwaterphotography #padi #photography
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.
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jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
Beware, someone could be watching you at any time. Tracking your every move. Not me though. I’m too lazy.
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parilani.sparkle.blue
me: *exists* i'm too tired for this
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solitudex.bsky.social
⚾️🍁🍾🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇
orth.ca
Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"
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verybadllama.bsky.social
it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.
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blairloudly.bsky.social
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
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frovo.bsky.social
Me Every Time I Hear a ZipRecruiter Commercial: zipper cooter
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wormhole42.bsky.social
Anyone ever take a shower and feel worse than they did before it?
violetmusing.bsky.social
I'm never what I wish to be, but at least I'm always something.