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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Feb 18

Your man looks like he wears light armour. Lookin like your boy plays a dagger build. Call me if youre ever lookin for a real man

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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 1d

My reaction to literally everything happening (public health edition)

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 1d

*southern lawyer voice* yo honor i find myself confounded and bamboozled by th' vexatious confection known as th' uncrustable

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 1d

Well it’s not long sentence, but I did get to write this essay for @newrepublic.com! I strongly encourage you to join us.

newrepublic.com/article/2015...

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 1d

Frame #7050 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 2d

in britain they call him Garpitch

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 2d

dogg we both got Horked. for the second or possiblyt third time!

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 2d

To the vibrant and lucrative literary magazines of 2025: I have read every Krasznahorkai novel and evangelize him to the unhearing masses and, yes, I will absolutely write an essay for you on this joyous occasion that is, appropriately, one long sentence — one sentence longer than this one, an enti-

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 2d

coiled soup
coil of soup at home
coiled soup possible?
large glass coil hollow
how long to become glassblower
can you hire dale chihuly
dale chihuly onlyfans
men in black mind eraser real
men in black mind eraser at home

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 2d

what if he had the wu tang album tho

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Isaac! At the Butler! @isaacbutler.bsky.social · 5d

I finally got a chance to write one of my dream assignments, an in depth evaluation of Daniel Day-Lewis, an actor whose achievements and methods cast a long shadow over the field, and whose work is often misunderstood.

slate.com/culture/2025...

Only One Performer Has Won Three Best Actor Oscars. Is It Fair That He’s Also a Joke?

He might be the greatest actor of all time—and the most misunderstood.

slate.com

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 4d

*several* people have expressed horror at my ardent love of the microwaveable white castle cheeseburger

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 4d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 5d

Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 5d

ok whoa whoa whoa. my vizier has ideas, sure. he has strategems. I just — like i feel like "scheming" has a really negative connotation to it, dude. he's working really hard

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 7d

They're saying Damon's "done it again"

Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 7d

Ma$e & Dixon — Thomas Pynchon’s fictionalized, sometimes surreal account of the three-day road trip rapper Ma$e and college basketball star Juan Dixon took to watch Allen Iverson’s Philadelphia 76ers play the heavily favored Los Angeles Lakers in Game 1 of the 2001 NBA Finals.

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 7d

Ma$e & Dixon — Thomas Pynchon’s fictionalized, sometimes surreal account of the three-day road trip rapper Ma$e and college basketball star Juan Dixon took to watch Allen Iverson’s Philadelphia 76ers play the heavily favored Los Angeles Lakers in Game 1 of the 2001 NBA Finals.

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 8d

*unbelievably worried about everything at all times* me? haha i've got Poster's *Gladness*

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 9d

shot from beavis and buthead. beavis is crying in front of a gravestone that reads: here lies beavis. he never scored

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 9d

Nice titmouse. Tufted?

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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 9d

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · Dec 13

my trembling hand aims the gun at the Turkish ice cream guy. He winks and I realize I'm pointing an ice cream at him. He is already emptying my gun- each bullet a tiny ice cream cone

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Feb 6

Winnie the Pooh regular is saying smokem if you gottem. Winnie the Pooh James Bond is saying smoke them if you have them

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 9d

lordy, i hope there are vapes (in this joke, james comey is addicted to his peach ice geek bar)

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