Did I cry? I didn’t not cry! Did I also take a picture of the sunflower seed shells still in the bench slats? I didn’t not!

You’re telling me season 2 is *better* and *more relevant* than what I’m currently watching, you must be joking

Andor fuckin rules did you know this

If only they’d been proclaiming their love of Hitler, they could count as children well into their 40s.

There is so much that makes me physically sick about literally everything all the time and this is a big one today

if someone took me aside and said hey rax that dumb flash tattoo you got for $50 when you were 19 is actually a nazi symbol. i would be at the shop getting it covered before they got the sentence all the way out. i would blow red lights the whole way there

I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...

The menswear guy silently holsters his still smoking posting fingers and melts back into the crowd, untouchable

the thing is that even if - through some absolutely absurd, farcical set of circumstances I can’t even conceive - an innocent person did accidentally end up with a tattoo they only learned later was a Nazi symbol, the only appropriate response is “holy shit get me to the laser removal clinic TODAY”

All these people avoiding m-dashes because “AI uses them” simply means that there’s more for me!

I am merely aiding the police in their inquiries, it is simply a way of passing the time for me, and the constables, they are gracious enough to accept my assistance, all unpaid, of course. If you, too, will humor me by joining the other guests in the parlor I would like to share some of my findings

This is one of the *small* protests in Delco, Pa. (Havertown) - hundreds already out here, amid a cacophony of honking horns

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.

Philly had a great inflatables showing, which served the multiple purposes of 1) good vibes, 2) the below-mentioned absurdism as a benefit, and 3) showing my kid and the other kids around us that telling fascists to eat shit is a fun and wholesome thing to do.

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Keep it cute, Philly! 😉🥨🦅 #NoKings

Happening now: Here’s a view of the “No Kings” protest in Washington, DC

Libbing out feels good sometimes, get out there today and give yourself that gift with millions and millions of others. Remind yourself and the people in power what America can be.

Beloved nephew was at the game tonight, so I say again: GO MARINERS

Listen. You have my bat.

My niche ethical stance is that playoff baseball should not be behind a paywall, come on

Good list. Don’t engage. Quote dunk boosters are not your friends.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god